Aly and Christina break down some of the new contestants on the upcoming season of ABC's seminal series, "The Bachelor."

Look -- this is why we're here. This is why we have a show. "The Bachelor" returns on Jan. 4 and we cannot wait.

Links:

ABC's official contestant page for "The Bachelor"

US Weekly's contestant rundown page

Christina's early favorite: Becca

Aly's early favorite: Joelle "JoJo"

Basic Bitch of the Week: Fellow "Bachelor" enthusiast, Kirsten Dunst