Episode : Cheese Toasties and Emley Moor

The Dysfunction Room is casually recorded in the illustrious upstairs room of The Rutland Arms in Sheffield. Warning: sweariness abound.

Things occuring in this episode:

A beautiful intro The utter wank that is Dry January. Andrew's grim Christmas Dinner Kneller's Happy Campers by Etgar Keret War by Janne Teller Philip K Dick's We Can Build You The disappointment of Star Wars The beauty of Bladerunner 2049. A shoddy cliffhanger

Credits: The happy task of recording and editing is mostly undertaken by Sam and you can coo over him like an infant on Twitter @andomain Luci was the first to break a resolution and you should follow him on Twitter @generallucifer Andrew was easily diistracted andd random shoutings are broadcast on Twitter @cyclingtiger Mental lubrication was supplied by good local breweries and we recommend supporting yours (and ours because they're better).

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