Episode : Laxity

We're bloody awful and only got back to recording ages ago and now finally shoving the results in your earhole.

This time around the Chegwin Method, robbing fat bowlers, the multifarious murders of Noel Edmonds, Have You Heard George's Podcast, The Adventure Zone Podcast, The Last Days of August, Ologies, Here Be Monsters, Gossipmongers, Man In The Window, The Brian & Roger Podcast, Killing Eve, Good Omens

Credits: The Sisyphean task of recording and editing is mostly undertaken by Sam and you can poke him with a stick on Twitter @andomain Our resident Icarus is Luci and you should follow him on Twitter @generallucifer Andrew is a shoddy Daedelus and his random shoutings are broadcast on Twitter @cyclingtiger Mental lubrication was supplied by good breweries and we recommend supporting yours (and ours because they're better).

Questions, comments and abuse can be sent to us by email to [email protected]. If your email title is Nincompoop then we'll add you to our newslist for new episode notifications and occasional other communications.* Important ramblings will be broadcast from Twitter @dysfunctionroom Fine art will be put up on Instagram @dysfunctionroom

Thanks for listening.

*Personal data will only be used for the expressly stated purpose of communicating Dysfunction Room business and no other reason. Your personal data will only be sold to a third party upon receipt of the exact and true sum of ten billion pignuts. No substitutions, no alternatives. Pignuts or owt lad.

Episode 13: Rapatronic Pretty The Dysfunction Room is blithely recorded in the upstairs of The Rutland Arms in Sheffield.

Warning: sweariness abound.

We recommend:

Elis James and John Robins Podcast 

Cold War Steve

70's Dinner Party 

Swimming With Men 

Bob Log III 

Amigo The Devil 

Harold Edgerton 

Chocolate Bar Mashups

Horsforth Satanic Dogging

Credits:The loveable task of recording and editing is mostly undertaken by Sam and you can poke him with a stick on Twitter @andomain

Ecological advice was provided by Luci and you should follow him on Twitter @generallucifer

Andrew didn't jelly his eels but his random shoutings are broadcast on Twitter @cyclingtiger

Our new and wonderful incidental music comes from the amazing and upstanding Elvers. He tweets at @elvertweets and ear fodder is stored at elvers.bandcamp.com

Mental lubrication was supplied by good breweries and we recommend supporting yours (and ours because they're better).

Questions, comments and abuse can be sent to us by email to [email protected]. If your email title is Nincompoop then we'll add you to our newslist for new episode notifications and occasional other communications.*

Important ramblings will be broadcast from Twitter @dysfunctionroom

Fine art will be put up on Instagram @dysfunctionroom

Thanks for listening.

*Personal data will only be used for the expressly stated purpose of communicating Dysfunction Room business and no other reason. Your personal data will only be sold to a third party upon receipt of the exact and true sum of ten billion pignuts. No substitutions, no alternatives. Pignuts or owt lad.

Dear listeners,

On this annual parade of consumerism, glitter and booze-fuelled social overkill, why not take a much needed moment away from your family and "loved ones" to listen to Sam and Luci try to persuade me that Chrstmas isn't utterly terrible.

Did they succeed, only the Christmas Day arrest reports can tell.

Humbugs and Merry Christmas to the lot of you.

Andrew.

It's Halloween, so in this episode the lads lock themselves in Sam's loft with beer and pies and battle it out to decide which movie monster is mightiest!

There's some great movie recommendations to sink your fangs into, including Alien, Hellraiser, Night of the Hunter, It Follows, The Grudge, Christine, The Matrix, American Werewolf in London, Nightmare on Elm Street, The Thing, 28 Days Later, Night of the Living Dead and many many more.

Many thanks to Brewdod Beers, Adnams, Aldi and Sainsbury's for the beer, all of which we had to either buy or shoplift because no-one has sponsored us yet.

Pies and Scotch eggs supplied by Bentley's of Pudsey. Top notch fodder.

Credits: The happy task of recording and editing is mostly undertaken by Sam and you can haunt him on Twitter @andomain You can see if there's any soul left in Luci's cold, empty chest for you to steal on Twitter @generallucifer Andrew will transform into a monster dog before your very eyes on Twitter @cyclingtiger

Thanks especially goes to Sam's girlfriend for putting up with us while we got drunk upstairs as she was attempting to decorate the house below us

Questions, comments and abuse can be sent to us by email to [email protected]. If your email title is Nincompoop then we'll add you to our newslist for new episode notifications and occasional other communications.* Important ramblings will be broadcast from Twitter @dysfunctionroom Fine art will be put up on Instagram @dysfunctionroom

Thanks for listening.

*Personal data will only be used for the expressly stated purpose of communicating Dysfunction Room business and no other reason. Your personal data will only be sold to a third party upon receipt of the exact and true sum of ten billion pignuts. No substitutions, no alternatives. Pignuts or owt lad.

The Dysfunction Room is boisterously recorded in the beautiful upstairs room of The Rutland Arms in Sheffield. Warning: sweariness abound.

Things occuring in this episode:

We've been away way to long Baked dog shit Fucking sense Luci's continuing artistic endeavours  The similar endeavours of Rachel Collier-Wilson  Half Man Half Biscuit  Kevin Boniface  The Willow Man  Thirty million sex aids and bin hosing

Credits: The happy task of recording and editing is mostly undertaken by Sam and you can coo over him like an infant on Twitter @andomain Luci was the first to break a resolution and you should follow him on Twitter @generallucifer Andrew was easily distracted and random shoutings are broadcast on Twitter @cyclingtiger Mental lubrication was supplied by good local breweries and we recommend supporting yours (and ours because they're better).

Questions, comments and abuse can be sent to us by email to [email protected]. If your email title is Nincompoop then we'll add you to our newslist for new episode notifications and occasional other communications.* Important ramblings will be broadcast from Twitter @dysfunctionroom Fine art will be put up on Instagram @dysfunctionroom

Thanks for listening.

*Personal data will only be used for the expressly stated purpose of communicating Dysfunction Room business and no other reason. Your personal data will only be sold to a third party upon receipt of the exact and true sum of ten billion pignuts. No substitutions, no alternatives. Pignuts or owt lad.

The Dysfunction Room is casually recorded in the illustrious upstairs room of The Rutland Arms in Sheffield. Warning: sweariness abound.

Things occuring in this episode:

A fairly shoddy intro Our favourite superhero: Sunday Lucifer Next Music Podcast Josh Ritter Revisionist History St Vincent Nick Lowe Bullet Journaling Kissing a dead woman White Rabbit Jace Clayton: Uproot Maghreb culture A very shoddy outro

Credits: The happy task of recording and editing is mostly undertaken by Sam and you can coo over him like an infant on Twitter @andomain Luci was the first to break a resolution and you should follow him on Twitter @generallucifer Andrew was easily distracted and random shoutings are broadcast on Twitter @cyclingtiger Mental lubrication was supplied by good local breweries and we recommend supporting yours (and ours because they're better).

Questions, comments and abuse can be sent to us by email to [email protected]. If your email title is Nincompoop then we'll add you to our newslist for new episode notifications and occasional other communications.* Important ramblings will be broadcast from Twitter @dysfunctionroom Fine art will be put up on Instagram @dysfunctionroom

Thanks for listening.

*Personal data will only be used for the expressly stated purpose of communicating Dysfunction Room business and no other reason. Your personal data will only be sold to a third party upon receipt of the exact and true sum of ten billion pignuts. No substitutions, no alternatives. Pignuts or owt lad.

Episode : Cheese Toasties and Emley Moor

The Dysfunction Room is casually recorded in the illustrious upstairs room of The Rutland Arms in Sheffield. Warning: sweariness abound.

Things occuring in this episode:

A beautiful intro The utter wank that is Dry January. Andrew's grim Christmas Dinner Kneller's Happy Campers by Etgar Keret War by Janne Teller Philip K Dick's We Can Build You The disappointment of Star Wars The beauty of Bladerunner 2049. A shoddy cliffhanger

Credits: The happy task of recording and editing is mostly undertaken by Sam and you can coo over him like an infant on Twitter @andomain Luci was the first to break a resolution and you should follow him on Twitter @generallucifer Andrew was easily diistracted andd random shoutings are broadcast on Twitter @cyclingtiger Mental lubrication was supplied by good local breweries and we recommend supporting yours (and ours because they're better).

Questions, comments and abuse can be sent to us by email to [email protected]. If your email title is Nincompoop then we'll add you to our newslist for new episode notifications and occasional other communications.* Important ramblings will be broadcast from Twitter @dysfunctionroom Fine art will be put up on Instagram @dysfunctionroom

Thanks for listening.

*Personal data will only be used for the expressly stated purpose of communicating Dysfunction Room business and no other reason. Your personal data will only be sold to a third party upon receipt of the exact and true sum of ten billion pignuts. No substitutions, no alternatives. Pignuts or owt lad.

Episode 7: Luci likes an untended garden

The Dysfunction Room is wistfully recorded in the upstairs of The Rutland Arms in Sheffield. Warning: sweariness abound.

In this episode we contemplate hobbies and the weirdos that have them.

Bad taxidermy (image) Luci's art and writing Gardening is murder Sam lives in a sex shop Trainspotters The Duckworth Lewis Method Man vs. Snake  A Fist Full of Quarters  Origami and the wonder of books for hobbies The mindfulness of hobbies

Credits: The arduous task of recording and editing is mostly undertaken by Sam and you can poke him with a stick on Twitter @andomain Yodelling like an angry moose was provided by Luci and you should follow him on Twitter @generallucifer Andrew's random shoutings are broadcast on Twitter @cyclingtiger Mental lubrication was supplied by good breweries and we recommend supporting yours (and ours because they're better).

Questions, comments and abuse can be sent to us by email to [email protected]. If your email title is Nincompoop then we'll add you to our newslist for new episode notifications and occasional other communications.* Important ramblings will be broadcast from Twitter @dysfunctionroom Fine art will be put up on Instagram @dysfunctionroom

Thanks for listening.

*Personal data will only be used for the expressly stated purpose of communicating Dysfunction Room business and no other reason. Your personal data will only be sold to a third party upon receipt of the exact and true sum of ten billion pignuts. No substitutions, no alternatives. Pignuts or owt lad.

Episode 6: Spoopy

The Dysfunction Room is blithely recorded in the upstairs of The Rutland Arms in Sheffield. Warning: sweariness abound.

In this episode we venture beyond the veil to consider if ghosts are real.

Inside The Exorcist A Ghost Story at Christmas The Innocents The Haunting of Hill House  Cold Blows The Wind Gloomy Sunday  Sleep Paralysis The Omen

Credits: The dead easy task of recording and editing is mostly undertaken by Sam and you can poke him with a stick on Twitter @andomain Moaning and chain rattling was provided by Luci and you should follow him on Twitter @generallucifer Andrew didn't feel a chill in the room but his random shoutings are broadcast on Twitter @cyclingtiger

Episode music by Lobo Loco Mental lubrication was supplied by good breweries and we recommend supporting yours (and ours because they're better).

Questions, comments and abuse can be sent to us by email to [email protected]. If your email title is Nincompoop then we'll add you to our newslist for new episode notifications and occasional other communications.* Important ramblings will be broadcast from Twitter @dysfunctionroom Fine art will be put up on Instagram @dysfunctionroom

Thanks for listening.

*Personal data will only be used for the expressly stated purpose of communicating Dysfunction Room business and no other reason. Your personal data will only be sold to a third party upon receipt of the exact and true sum of ten billion pignuts. No substitutions, no alternatives. Pignuts or owt lad.

The Dysfunction Room is brashly recorded in the illustrious snug of The Grove Inn in Leeds (http://www.thegroveleeds.co.uk/). Warning: sweariness abound.

This episode we're talking about the end of the world and the timely/untimely demise of the human race. What's your poison? zombies, plague, environmental crisis, nuclear war, poison? Play the apocalypse game and find out.

References: Mad Max: Fury Road Threads  Emoji Movie 28 Days Later  Night of the Living Dead

Black Cloud - Fred Hoyle The Death of Grass - John Christopher 

Delicatessen  Hardware  John Negroni - Pixar theory  Not Muse, ever. This Will Destroy You  Godspeed You Black Emperor

Credits: The overwrought task of recording and editing is mostly undertaken by Sam and you can nudge him on Twitter @andomain Doom and portents were provided by Luci and you should follow him on Twitter @generallucifer Andrew cowered in fear but his random shoutings are broadcast on Twitter @cyclingtiger Mental lubrication was supplied by good breweries and we recommend supporting yours (and ours because they're better).

Questions, comments and abuse can be sent to us by email to [email protected]. If your email title is Nincompoop then we'll add you to our newslist for new episode notifications and occasional other communications.* Important ramblings will be broadcast from Twitter @dysfunctionroom Fine art will be put up on Instagram @dysfunctionroom

Thanks for listening.

*Personal data will only be used for the expressly stated purpose of communicating Dysfunction Room business and no other reason. Your personal data will only be sold to a third party upon receipt of the exact and true sum of ten billion pignuts. No substitutions, no alternatives. Pignuts or owt lad.