The tea is hot in this episode, children, and the library is OPEN, so prepare for an onslaught of shade! Alex and David discuss: Diners, Drive-Ins, & Dives; Mic moments; David being “90% gay;” getting frisky with the fruit; twerking while ironing; Down in the DM; screwtop wine; “technology is the future” girl; tasting with your nose; David being “100% jock;” unusual hair colors; holographic sneakers; Joey Lawrence; #teamportions; and “so yeah.” PLUS! What’s That Outfit Saying?; Wine Me Up!; Yelp Reviews (with returning Yelp’ers Tony M. and Steve B.); a BRAND NEW GAME called Get it Trending; and so much more! Don’t forget to tweet us #TeamSteveB or #TeamTonyM @OneWeekPodcast! This episode is sponsored by Vegan & Wear-A and Pete’s a Piece of Pizza.