Hello dirt children,

As you may have noticed, yes I did get a microphone. 

This week we have decided to stray from our usual programming to present you with a lengthy and tubular review of the hit 2014 cinematic masterpiece, Noah.

Tune in this week to hear me struggle with hearing what the actors are saying and to hear Nevada sing hymns. 

"You see those other flowers? How they're attached to the ground? That's where they should be. They have a purpose. The sprout. And they bloom. The wind takes their seeds and more flowers grow. We only collect what we can use, and what we need. Do you understand?"

-Noah (Noah (2014))