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Dirtbike

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  • DIRTBIKE EPISODE 11 : DIRTBIKES LAST RIDE

    Dear Dirtlings,

    After a summer of not doing the podcast, we have decided to step away from recording the podcast in the way we have been. We are pursuing a new visual media project that will release in January 2022. 

    See our instagram @dirtbikecontinuum for more details.

    Thank you for listening to the first 10 seconds and then swiftly exiting. Its fine. 

    Bye.


    10 min
  • Episode 10: Noah (2014) Review PART 2

    Hello sweeties,

    The long awaited part 2 of the Noah review has arrived! Join us as we discuss the remains of this historical text that will never be forgotten. 

    Noah, what an amazing movie. Enjoy. 

    You can find us @dirtbikecontinuum on Instagram and [email protected]. We welcome emails...

    Love you dirts 4ever. XOXO

    Dirtbike

    Music by @heatvision666

    23 min
  • Episode ?: The Stuff of Life

    Welcome back after our break, dirtheads

    This episode ft. a cake dream, best of the best garbages and a plate of spaghetti and the executive producer of Pretty Little Liars briefly discuss the ethics of water being free (or not). Find pics of garbages and more on intstagram @dirtbikecontinuum

    We'll feel you in spirit again in around 2 weeks from now <3

    xoxo

    31 min
  • Episode 8 : Noah (2014) Review PART 1

    Hello dirt children,

    As you may have noticed, yes I did get a microphone. 

    This week we have decided to stray from our usual programming to present you with a lengthy and tubular review of the hit 2014 cinematic masterpiece, Noah.

    Tune in this week to hear me struggle with hearing what the actors are saying and to hear Nevada sing hymns. 

    "You see those other flowers? How they're attached to the ground? That's where they should be. They have a purpose. The sprout. And they bloom. The wind takes their seeds and more flowers grow. We only collect what we can use, and what we need. Do you understand?"

    -Noah (Noah (2014))

    20 min
  • ep. 666 GOD

    Hello dirt,

    If we were with you we would look at you. 

    In this episode:

    -our own personal theories about living

    -foods that are non foods

    -Easter traditions

    -getting learnt about G.O.D. and the B.I.B.L.E!

    -?

    Thank you for listening. 

    Find us on instagram @dirtbikecontinuum!!! or send us an email at [email protected]. 

    42 min
  • Episode 5: Are Mirrors Animal Abuse?

    **CW: Dead animals/suspected roadkill**

    Featuring DREAMS, top *12* garbages of the month and a discussion on the age old battle of animal vs. mirror. 

    Check which litter you are this month

     @dirtbikecontinuum

     on instagram.

    Send us a DM or a formal email at [email protected] with anything.

    xoxo Dirt/Bike

    31 min
  • dirtbike ep.4 eggs and teeth

    Hi...

    In this episode:

    -recent dreams

    -self care recipes for a night in

    -strange egg discovery

    -a very emotional conversation about teeth

    -poems


    OHIO EGGS RECIPE:

    https://www.akronohiomoms.com/recipe/chocolate-deviled-eggs-recipe-ohioeggs/


    OK.

    Thank you for your patronage.

    Yours Most Warmly,

    Dirtbike

    30 min
  • dirtbike ep.2 : plastic bag laws and government regulation

    ***EMOTIONAL TOLL AND ELBOW GORE WARNING***

    Warm Greetings...

    In this episode:

    -recent dreams

    -best and worst plastic bag experiences

    -should plastic bags be regulated by the state or the individual: a discussion

    -cockroach information

    -pickle transport

    -is melatonin soluble in vinegar

    -Ontario soap companies


    Thank you for listening.

    Catch us on 22-Feb-2021 for a special end(ish) of month surprise!

    Follow us on Instagram @dirtbikecontinuum

    Email us at [email protected]


    TTYL dirtheads

    bye


    44 min

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