Hey there, polkateers, it’s Jeff, your accordion-nukin’ host, droppin’ a news roundup fiercer than a fallout flash! Episode 8, “On the Brink of World Polka,” is a ska-charged barn-burner, blastin’ through June 15–21, 2025, with a zing snappier than a Geiger counter’s jig! I’m packin’ 30 headlines into a polka sizzler, from our glorious leader’s Iran dodge savin’ the day to Walz’s hitman whispers and Tucker torchin’ Cruz as AIPAC’s puppet, plus Vance’s “No Way, Jose!” jab and Kroger’s cake kerfuffle. Then, “Nuclear War Is Best” lights up your ear holes with a glittery pop sparkle, fueled by MAGA’s radiant roar. Grab a Yoo-hoo and let freedom glow!Follow me on X: @jeffaccordionFollow me on YouTube: @jeffaccordion

Polka Week in Review: June 15 to June 21, 2025

Polka week in review, June fifteen to twenty-one’s news, Headlines scream, and polka’s dream, let’s take a cruise, From Trump’s Iran play to patriot fray, Grab your accordion, let’s go one two three, Adjust Accordionly!

Trump’s Iran gambit splits MAGA’s core, Trump ditches G7, says G8’s no more, Escalator’s ten years, MAGA’s still hot, No Kings riots rage, arrests hit the spot, Walz knew the hitman, did he call the hit, Paxton’s voter purge has Dems in a fit!

Week’s a riot, news won’t quiet, hear the polka sing, From Trump’s bold strikes to patriot fights, let tubas ring!

Hey! Thirty-six travel bans, leftists howl loud, Ho! Biden’s staff ran it all, autopen’s crowd, No globalist lies, we’ll keep the beat, our roots hold strong, Hey! Ho! Adjust Accordionly!

Noem’s now under Miller, has a medical fright, Appeal to Heaven flies, SBA doing it right, McCormack axed, talked about Israel, SCOTUS keeps Tennessee kids from hell, Hortman’s home hit, anti-MAGA files looted, 48 logs into BlueSky, posts and gets booted!

Week’s a spark, rips through the dark, polka’s got that flair, From patriot flags to globalist drags, news fills the air!

Hey! Trump’s national park sale, a polka blast, Ho! Patel’s proof, voter fraud’s truth at last, No elite’s deceit, we’ll keep the beat, our roots hold strong, Hey! Ho! Adjust Accordionly!

Week’s a fire, hearts climb higher, hear the polka’s roar, From Trump’s stay to Iran’s play, to freedom’s bold score, With grit and might, we’ll win the fight, polka’s hearty sound, Dance to the news, accordion’s muse, let truth’s sound be found!

Hey! Dodgers fight DHS, fed boys bring the heat, Ho! Oakland riots surge, sideshows on the street, Tucker calls Cruz Israel’s inside man, Nimitz sails to Israel, it’s the Liberty again, Drums and brass, guitar’s fast pass, our spirit’s never wrong, Hey! Ho! Adjust Accordionly!

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News Headlines Covered: June 15 to June 21, 2025

* US Supports Israel’s Strikes on Iran (June 15) President Trump deployed warships to aid Israel’s attacks on Iranian nuclear sites, prioritizing national security over America First concerns, despite criticism from conservative voices.

* Tucker Carlson Criticizes Trump’s Iran Policy (June 15) Tucker Carlson, via his newsletter and Bannon’s podcast, accused President Trump of abandoning America First principles by engaging in Middle East conflicts, highlighting a rift within the conservative base.

* Trump Leaves G7 Summit Early (June 15) President Trump exited the G7 summit in Canada to address the Iran-Israel conflict, securing a UK trade deal while criticizing globalist agendas.

* Trump Pushes for Iran-Israel Ceasefire (June 16) President Trump advocated for nuclear talks to end Iran-Israel hostilities, threatening strikes if Iran retaliates, reinforcing his commitment to global stability.

* MAGA Celebrates Trump’s Escalator Anniversary (June 16) Supporters marked the 10th anniversary of Trump’s 2015 escalator announcement, holding rallies to celebrate his 2024 election victory and ongoing leadership.

* No Kings Protests Lead to Arrests (June 16) Anti-Trump “No Kings” protests in Los Angeles and Austin resulted in multiple arrests, with conservatives decrying the demonstrations as globalist-driven chaos.

* Walz Linked to Minnesota Assassin (June 16) Minnesota Governor Tim Walz faced scrutiny after Vance Boelter, who assassinated Representative Melissa Hortman, claimed Walz instructed him to target Senator Amy Klobuchar, raising questions about his judgment.

* Texas AG Paxton Sues Over Voter Rolls (June 17) Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton filed a lawsuit to remove noncitizens from voter rolls, citing evidence of illegal voting in 2024, despite Democratic objections.

* Trump Proposes 36-Country Travel Ban (June 17) President Trump proposed expanding the travel ban to 36 countries, addressing Biden-era border security failures, a move cheered by conservatives.

* Trump Criticizes Russia’s G8 Expulsion (June 17) President Trump condemned Russia’s 2014 G8 removal by Obama and Trudeau during the G7 summit, suggesting a potential Putin summit to counter globalist influence.

* GOP Probes Biden’s Mental Capacity (June 17) Republican hearings investigated claims that unelected staff and an autopen ran the Biden administration, with Democrats boycotting to avoid accountability.

* Noem Demoted at DHS (June 18) Kristi Noem was reassigned to a public relations role at DHS, with Stephen Miller taking control of immigration policy, a move conservatives praised for its focus.

* SBA Raises Appeal to Heaven Flag (June 18) The Small Business Administration displayed the Appeal to Heaven flag, symbolizing patriot values, prompting criticism from leftists as a nod to January 6.

* Colonel McCormack Removed for Israel Critique (June 18) The Pentagon dismissed Colonel Nathan McCormack from the Joint Chiefs for questioning Israel’s military tactics, fueling conservative outrage over free speech suppression.

* SCOTUS Upholds Tennessee Child Protection Law (June 18) The Supreme Court’s 2024 ruling upholding Tennessee’s ban on so-called child gender-affirming care was celebrated by conservatives as a stand against child sexual abuse.

* Noem Hospitalized After Biohazard Exposure (June 18) Kristi Noem was hospitalized following biohazard exposure at a DHS event, with conservatives speculating about deliberate sabotage.

* Hortman’s Home Burglarized (June 19) Thieves stole anti-MAGA documents from the home of assassinated Representative Melissa Hortman, with conservatives suspecting a cover-up by Democrats.

* JD Vance Banned from BlueSky (June 19) Vice President JD Vance was banned from BlueSky 15 minutes after posting conservative critiques, a move MAGA supporters called censorship by leftist platforms.

* Trump and Lee Propose National Park Sale (June 19) President Trump and Senator Mike Lee proposed selling national parks to firms like BlackRock, drawing conservative backlash for prioritizing corporate interests.

* FBI Director Patel Alleges 2020 Election Fraud (June 19) FBI Director Kash Patel presented documents claiming 2020 election interference, bolstering conservative calls for accountability.

* DHS Debunks Dodgers’ ICE Raid Claim (June 19) The Department of Homeland Security refuted the Los Angeles Dodgers’ claim of an ICE raid at their stadium, exposing their lax hiring of illegal immigrants.

* Oakland Faces Riots and Illegal Street Races (June 20) Oakland saw riots and illegal street races, with conservatives blaming Democrat governance for enabling lawlessness and gang activity.

* Tucker Carlson Accuses Cruz of AIPAC Influence (June 20) Tucker Carlson criticized Senator Ted Cruz for supporting Israel’s war against Iran, accusing him of acting as an AIPAC-backed proxy, deepening GOP divisions.

* USS Nimitz Deployed to Middle East (June 21) The USS Nimitz was sent to the Middle East, raising conservative concerns about a potential repeat of the 1967 USS Liberty incident amid Israel-Iran tensions.

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Nuclear War is Best

Apocalicious fun, sparkles everyone, fallout’s twinkly glow,Skipping through the apocalypse, glow wherever we go!

Tel Aviv starts the fun, rockets shine like the sun, Tehran’s a radiant glow… Nuclear war is best war! Boom boom, let’s attack!

It’s apocalicious, skies so delicious, fallout’s dazzling glow, Radiatsiya’s beam, makes our hearts all gleam, happy as we go, Skipping through the apocalypse, Shine wherever we go

Russia’s rockets soar, sparkles galore, Jerusalem’s in store, shimmering no more, China’s glitter flies, US bases rise, Radiatsiya’s prize, dancing in the skies

It’s apocalicious, skies so delicious, fallout’s twinkly rain, Radiatsiya’s spark, lights our joyful heart, bubbles in our brain, Skipping through the apocalypse, Sparkle all the same

Nuclear war is best war, Nuclear war is best war, Nuclear war is best war, Nuclear war is best

Moscow lights Ukraine, Kyiv’s a glowing chain, London’s sparkly rain, NATO’s in the flame, Kim’s bombs twirl and pop, Seoul’s a shiny top, Radiatsiya’s hop, never gonna stop

It’s apocalicious, skies so delicious, fallout’s candy light, Radiatsiya’s gleam, fuels our happy dream, stars that burn so bright, Skipping through the apocalypse, Dancing in delight

Nuclear war is best war, Nuclear war is best war, Nuclear war is best war, Nuclear war is best

Pakistan’s bombs flash, India’s bombs go crash, Delhi’s silly bash, DC’s glitter dash, Nukes make sparkly streams, chaos fuels our dreams, Radiatsiya gleams, happy end of things

Ashes glow, we say whoa, dancing in the light, Bubble fun DJs spin, sparkles in our sight, Pop in fallout’s beam, radiatsiya’s flight, Party’s so supreme, shining oh so bright

Nuclear war is best war, Nuclear war is best war, Nuclear war is best war, Nuclear war is best

Nuclear war is best war, Nuclear war is best war, Nuclear war is best war, Nuclear war is best

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