What happens when a court reporter jumps into her Hummer with her three cats and two dogs, and starts a new life as a Texas Ranch Manager? 
Join Kristi and Alissa as they chat with Shanna Brown, Kristi's childhood friend and "Captain of Craziness". As Shanna manages Kristi's ranch, it doubles in size, incorporates a petting zoo - complete with both white and brown swans - and grows to accommodate 23 staff, 123 horses and three large barns. 
The story includes their exploits as teenage friends, as a neighbor's house is wrecked by Kristi's fancy Ford, and a tulip ring may have saved Shanna from a beating, at the hands of a female weightlifter. 

This is the first episode of a two-part show. In next Wednesday's episode, Shanna talks about her exploits and enterprises in business and real-estate.  

STORIES:
00:00 - Start
00:38 - Shanna Brown, the "Captain of Craziness and Chaos"
01:34 - Johnny Rose, the baby goat
02:04 - Meeting the "Little sassy blonde" 
03:04 - The Kristi story, Disney version or Jerry Springer version?
05:10 - "I didn't know about the child labor laws until I was an adult"
05:40 - Shanna takes over the ranch
07:33 - Built FORD TOUGH  
09:45 - Bringing Down the House
13:30 - "Would you like fries with that?" Deano's Drive Inn 
17:13 - The power of the tulip ring
19:30 - COUNTRY girls 
23:30 - A Hummer full of cats and dogs
24:37 - "I bought two ponies on the internet"
25:38 - The Mennonite are not from outer space and they don't know Joel Osteen
28:41 - We specialize in Hot Swans
33:26 - These swans are not just HOT, they are in RUT! 
37:00 - "Don't wear white during swan mating season"
40:40 - I loved my country life, even after my role "expanded"