Liss’N Kristi

Liss’N Kristi

By Alissa Blow and Kristi Hoss SchillerSociety & CultureNewsEducationSelf-Improvement
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  • Episode 71: Whatnot

    Happy New Year to all Liss 'N Kristi viewers and listeners.

    Where have we been the past few weeks? The answer is Kristi has been sick, and we've both been raising money like crazy for her non-profit K9s4Cops and K9s4kids - both of which are shortly to be relaunched under the name k9s.org 

    In this episode, selling fashion-conscious apparel on "Whatnot" - as they say we "buy, sell and go live".

    Meanwhile, Kristi is having her tonsils out, even though her doctor told her he rarely does the procedure on a "woman of fifty". She's figuring out how to host the show without a voice for a few weeks :-)  

    CHAPTERS
    00:00 Introduction and Catching Up 
    00:36 Health Updates and Surgery Plans 
    01:17 Year-End Review and Changes 
    02:25 Tonsil Surgery Details 
    05:42 Podcast Update and Holiday Recap 
    06:34 Christy's YouTube Addiction 
    08:50 Gary Vee's Influence 
    15:57 Exploring Whatnot and Reselling 
    21:23 Selling Unworn Luxury Items 
    21:47 Rapid Growth on Whatnot 
    22:53 K9s4cops.org Rebranding 
    25:40 Luxury Goods Donation Initiative 
    29:18 Walmart's Birkin Knockoff 
    31:37 The Rise of Lab-Created Diamonds 
    39:34 Bitcoin and Alternative Investments 
    42:35 Upcoming Plans 

    PROFILE ON WHATNOT: 
    @lissnkristiluxury

    47 min
  • Episode 70: 3Dudes Christmas

    This time on Liss 'N Kristi, Alissa enlists Kyle and Tonya for the daunting task of creating a Decorative Christmas Garden for friend 

    Brett Chisholm from Three Dudes Farm, which aims to be 
    rooted in the Houston community, sustainability, and the power of joy. 

    On the way to their creation of heavy lifting trees, branches, and of floral creation, they chat about past emergency accident experiences, baby rescues, cat rescues, and floral designs for both the wealthy and the thrifty. 

    Stay until the end to watch a montage of the spectacular results  of the threesome's Christmas decorative designs for Brett :-) 

    00:00 Start

    00:05 Introduction and Team Setup
    00:37 Decorating Challenges Begin
    01:27 Floral Arrangements and Supplies
    02:43 Brett's Bridal Industry Ambitions
    04:07 Creative Vision and Techniques
    05:01 Humorous Moments and Banter
    08:14 Travel Stories and Struggles
    10:41 Tool Talk and Preparation
    18:04 School Memories and Anecdotes
    24:03 Concussion Story and Final Touches
    25:23 Embarrassing Drunk Stories
    26:20 Veterinary Mishaps
    27:01 Gage's Bathroom Emergency
    29:10 Unexpected Hospital Visit
    31:01 Phone Action and Tomato Tomato
    32:01 "Mama ton" and Cat Rescues
    33:08 Maxine's Trailer Park Drama
    34:49 The Great Cat Chase
    41:00 Rescue Adventures and Feral Cats
    50:49 Decorating and Wrapping Up


    57 min
  • Episode 67: Suzanne and Brad Simpson: The Grim Search, and The Accused

    Today, a true crime mystery which appears to be a shocking example of the kind of domestic violence against women which is often overlooked in society. 

    Kristi and Alissa look at the case of Suzanne Simpson, a high-end real estate broker from San Antonio, Texas, allegedly battered, murdered and dumped by Brad - her husband of 22 years. 

    He is now in jail awaiting hearings. Her remains haven't been found. 

    The story has captured people's attention around the world. So many female victims of domestic violence are reluctant to report it. 

    In this episode, Liss 'N Kristi are appealing to the victims for the courage to speak out, and they offer help and support. 

    CHAPTERS:-

    00:00 Start

    00:12 The disappearance of Suzanne Simpson

    00:32 Husband Brad - alleged killer

    04:38 A neighbor in Olmos Park hears an argument

    04:56 He was allegedly trying to keep her from running away

    06:31 "What if law enforcement knew earlier?"

    07:55 Brad's purchases at Home Depot

    08:55 What happened to the trash bags?

    10:12 "She could've moved in with her mother" 

    11:52 Brad reports his wife is missing

    13:02 "Leave all that crap in the pumphouse, especially the gun"

    13:40 Their child accuses Brad of assault

    14:50 Brad is arrested

    15:28 The "Last Will and Testament"

    17:35 "Kudos to the police"

    19:22 Brad's business partner is arrested

    19:41 "Look for me at the bottom of the lake"

    22:31 "For any woman, her first concern is for her child"

    27:57 "Rage and utter control"

    28:36 Brad is held on bonds of $5 million

    30:10 "Remember there is always help, and there is no shame"

      


    35 min
  • Episode 66: P'Nut the Squirrel's Death Sentence

    This week, we're on our way to St Louis, MO., to record the podcast "The Brighter Side of Blue" which highlights the great work police officers do in American communities. 

    On the way, we discuss Starbucks' Cardamom Coffee, Elon Musk's new Robovan, and - most extensively - the ongoing saga of P'Nut the Squirrel. It started out as a public health alert, but has mushroomed into a big political issue in New York. There's a perception that the state interfered needlessly in a dispute which, bizarrely, also involves the porn site "Only Fans". Kristi has the very latest on our road trip. Also check out her podcast appearances in the coming days (links below). 

    Podcast appearances:

    https://www.thebrightersideofblue.com/ (Community policing)

    https://missunderstoodpodcast.com/ (Rachel Uchitel)

    https://teamneverquit.com/podcast/ (Marcus and Melanie Luttrell)

    Get in Touch:

    [email protected]

    Shop with Kristi:

    https://www.amazon.com/shop/kkschiller

    The latest on P'Nut the Squirrel: 

    https://www.riverfronttimes.com/news/content-creators-mark-and-daniela-longo-deny-hyping-up-squirrel-death-for-onlyfans-43630587

    CHAPTERS

    00:20 Driving to St Louis through Bowling Green, MO.

    00:57 Recording the podcast "The Brighter Side of Blue" which highlights the great work police officers do in American communities.

    02:30 How many McDonald's are there? (14,200 in the USA)

    03:02 How many Starbucks are there? (38,000 worldwide)

    04:00 "The goal is to get you in and out in four minutes"

    05:50 Alissa discovers Cardamom-flavored coffee

    07:10 "I love driving places"

    07:25 Next week, Kentucky and the first "Donor Salon" for K9s4cops - Kristi's non-profit which provides trained canines to protect schools and communities nationwide

    08:27 The French Laundry restaurant in Napa, CA. - A 5-hour experience

    09:55 Texas is a welcoming place, which is why people are moving there

    10:54 This is our third cross-country road trip. 80,000 miles in three years

    11:28 Elon Musk and his new bus: The Robovan

    12:20 Plugging my car in?

    13:51 When Musk acquired X, moving the servers

    15:32 The New York saga of P'Nut the Squirrel, and Fred the raccoon. Why don't the women and children being trafficked get this level of attention?"

    24:10 Only Fans, and the rabies "concerns" 

    25:10 How long do squirrels live, if they're on a $800,000 farm?

    28:35 Kristi on the "Miss Understood" podcast with Rachel Uchitel 

    28:54 Kristi on the "Team Never Quit" podcast with Marcus and Melanie Luttrell 

    30:03 We are led by something bigger than ourselves



    34 min
  • Episode 64: Going Skin Deep in Houston with Jamie Marcelletti

    Today, we're in Houston getting some "skin deep" treatments from Jamie Marcelletti, M.A., who has established herself as one of the city's most respected aesthetic injectors. With 20 years of experience, she has turned her knowledge of facial and body contouring into an age-defying art form. Kristi gets the "PRF" treatment, a pioneering procedure that utilizes platelet-rich fiber injections to regenerate bones, and enhance facial appearance.

    Alissa gets PCDC injections, known as Kybella. They break down fat cells and encourage natural elimination, all while tightening the skin. Many of the procedures Jamie carries out also mitigate bone loss. 



    https://joinskindeep.com/

    (00:00) Start

    (00:04) Introduction to Skin Deep in Houston

    (03:15) Jamie and getting started on a 20-Year Skin Business 

    (03:50) How treatment technology has advanced

    (04:02) Explaining PCDC injections  

    (04:20) How the treatment shrinks the skin

    (07:10) The secrets of medical aesthetics

    (07:50) The difference between PRP and PRF

    (09:25) European Facial

    (10:05) Preventing bone degeneration

    (12:22) VIP Beauty Prep Vibe 

    (16:33) Comparing Skin Rejuvenation Techniques 

    (20:57) Slimming Treatment With Microneedles 




    18 min
  • Episode 62: Beauty Face-Off, Part Two

    In Part Two of our Beauty Face-Off, we explore the wide-ranging arts of shimmer eyeshadow and the power of eyelash primers, sharing expert tips using both common and undiscovered brands. Alissa offers advice for those who are new to the world of makeup, while Kristi demonstrates techniques for brushing up around the eyebrows, the eyes, and the cheeks. She also tells of the time she became Marilyn Monroe.

    We also share excitement about the upcoming Scott Barnes Masterclass in Dallas, TX., and provide practical tips for blending and mixing products, ensuring you build a beauty routine that suits your lifestyle and budget.

    https://www.lissnkristi.com

    https://www.amazon.com/shop/schille

    https://www.eventbrite.com/e/scott-barnes-master-class-tickets-1036299829687

    STORIES:- 

    00:00 Start

    00:12 Shimmer, or glow, on the eye

    01:35 Eyelash Primer

    02:35 You want it to stay where you put it!

    04:10 The brush I'll never live without 

    05:06 Having a hard time with mascara

    05:20 The $500 eyelash curler

    06:29 A trick on Ebay

    07:20 Snatched and sculpted, work from out to in 

    07:50 The Scott Barnes Masterclass 

    08:06 Korean "porn star" Primer

    09:58 My whole new regimen of health care products

    10:55 I went to hairdressing school long enough to learn to do my own hair

    12:20 If I can't see it, I'm not worried about it 

    13:05 Kim Gatlin and Good Christian Bitches

    15:15 If you're new to makeup brands

    15:56 My skin has improved with these products

    16:30 Familiarity with clothing brands - are they late to the makeup game?

    18:34 Lashes: Heavier on the edge, because that's where you want the most drama

    19:10 Right above the waterline, I go in with a chocolate

    21:25 Scott's Masterclass - Downtown Dallas at 5 p.m. Nov. 9 2024

    22:02 Q-tip - great invention

    23:10 Bronzers which are "buildable"

    24:45 I love listening to Jim Nance and Bailey Sarian 

    26:15 Everybody's moving to Texas

    28:50 Merle Norman "plaster for your face"

    30:05 Mary Kay has a story

    31:15 "Can you get that done in 3 hours?"

    32:32 How many bridesmaids were there? 

    33:18 Everyday staples for runaround makeup 

    35:00 Mascara and the brush 

    36:03 Using bronze everywhere

    37:22 70s and 80s looks in the future

    37:30 Looking for Marilyn Monroe, and finding Kristi

         

      





    41 min
  • Episode 61: Beauty Face-Off, Part One

    Responding to popular demand, we give you Part One of our Beauty Face-Off, unlocking some of the secrets ingredients for a perfect beauty routine. Liss and Kristi offer expert tips on everything from layering your skincare products to choosing the best tools for your makeup application. We recommend key skincare brands, both popular and little-known, while emphasizing the importance of SPF, particularly for those battling skin conditions. We also discuss the benefits of using hyaluronic acid for hydration and recommend some under-eye saviors. 

    https://www.lissnkristi.com

    https://www.amazon.com/shop/kkschiller

    00:00 Start

    00:13 Introducing smart beauty tips

    00:40 The best of our make-up collection

    01:13 What are your "tried and trues"?

    01:25 Primers

    02:35 Which SPFs to use to protect from sunlight

    03:30 Start with water-based materials for rehydration

    05:20 Under the eye

    06:00 Foundations

    07:20 Sponges

    09:15 Foundation first

    10:25 "I'm a true Anastasia"

    12:15 Overly bushy eyebrows

    13:40 Living in high-humidity Texas  

    14:45 The magic of the "little dots"

    15:28 Blush sticks

    16:45 "The whole eyebrow situation"

    20:20 Palettes

    21:25 Makeup, powder and brushes

    22:14 Lips, etc. 

    23:20 Noses

    24:08 Blending 

    24:18 Start light, and smokey eyes

    26:36 Animal products in brushes

    27:20 Eyebrows 

    29:29 Blush and eyeshadow 

    30:20 Lip pencils and using them on the eyes

    32:50 Under eye brightening powder

    35:00 Concealers - bring all the light to the center of your face

    37:55 Cheeks 

    39:55 Loving Lady Gaga 






    42 min
  • Episode 60: 20 Questions for Kristi: "My lips are real"

    Try this fun exercise in today's show with your bezzie. 
    It's a real relationship-affirmer. 
    Kristi answers twenty questions from Alissa. 
    We discover she wants to sing like Whitney Houston, her lips are real, she is happiest in Kwandwe, South Africa, and she considers her non-profit K9s4COPS her greatest achievement. 
    K9s4COPS deploys canines and their handlers across the U.S., providing protection for thousands of schoolchildren every day, hunting down narcotics and dealers, and combating crime.

    STORIES

    00:00 Start
    00:55 Why she's the "Media Queen"
    01:53 What is her "perfect happiness"?
    02:23 Her greatest fear
    02:50 The living person she most admires
    03:34 The personal trait she most deplores
    04:22 Her greatest extravagance
    04:56 What she dislikes most about her appearance
    05:33 What living person does she most despise? 
    06:31 When and where was she most happy?
    07:08 What talent would she like to have 
    07:25 Her greatest achievement
    07:56 If she could change one thing, what would it be?
    08:55 What if she could change one thing about her family?
    09:51 If not what she's currently doing, What would she be doing for a living?
    11:32 Her favorite writers
    12:41 What's her motto?
    13:18 If she could have dinner with anyone dead or alive, who would it be?
    14:52 What question does she wish people would ask her?
    16:18 Something she loves about herself 
    18:51 The hardest decision she's ever made 
    19:37 A talent she has that nobody knows about 


    https://www.k9s4cops.org



    24 min
  • Episode 59: P. Diddy and Hollywood's Dark Secrets

    Did Sean "Diddy" Combs orchestrate a web of sex, drugs and violence scandals that could eclipse the darkest Hollywood tales? 

    After a federal grand jury in New York indicted the 54-year-old, and a judge ordered him to a notorious jail, we examine the history of the torrid accusations and rumours, and ask whether society is finally closing in on wealthy abusers.  Kristi tells of her time at the Playboy Mansion: "I never saw any oil, I never saw naked bodies" but she also recounts the story of when she was propositioned on the floor of the US Senate.  

    The charges against Combs include sex offenses and transportation for prostitution, with the indictment claiming he "abused, threatened, and coerced women and others around him to fulfill his sexual desires, protect his reputation, and conceal his conduct." 

    His lawyer, Mark Agnifilo maintained at Combs' initial court appearance that his client is "an innocent man with nothing to hide."
     

    STORIES 

    00:00 Start 

    00:02 This week, we're helped by some unusual props

    00:48 Diddy's upbringing

    01:32 Reacting to his experience growing up

    02:20 Uptown Records, becoming an executive

    02:57 The birth of Bad Boy Records

    03:35 Jeffrey Epstein

    04:20 The song Justin Bieber wrote

    05:10 This could take down an empire of celebrities

    05:40 He's got nothing to lose

    07:10 Rihanna's allegations

    08:25 "They want to get the bigger fish" 

    08:40 Clive Davis, who came out in the early nineties

    09:40 Sexual identities and the Mormons 

    10:41 Diddy's lawyer defends him 

    11:35 A thousand bottles of baby oil

    13:55 Surrounded by yes people

    14:45 Art Acevedo, dealing with corruption in Miami as Police Chief

    16:00 "He predicted this about himself"

    17:22 Diddy's relationship with Clive Davis

    18:25 Justin Bieber's discomfort

    19:25 Turning off Michael Jackson music 

    20:16 The Cassie relationship

    22:20 Meeting Wendy Williams

    23:55 Oprah, and the Kardashians

    25:15 Drug allegations

    26:58 The party attendee list

    28:28 "It's all coming to light" 

    29:10 "I never saw any oil, I never saw naked bodies"

    30:35 It's still happening to Harvey Weinstein

    31:58 "I was propositioned on the floor of the Senate"

     








    37 min
  • Episode 58: Forget Trump/Harris, People are thinking Independently


    This is part two of our conversation with JP Davis, a social entrepreneur nicknamed "The Pride of Kentucky" and an uber-fundraiser for good causes. JP has agreed to support Kristi's non-profit K9s4COPS and K9s4KIDS, which deploys canines and their handlers to protect schoolchildren, hunt down narcotics and dealers, and combat crime across the US.   

    JP is a gay man who bucks the perception that Louisville is only for straights, describing himself to friends as a "proud, Appalachian homo". 

    He's enjoyed a stellar career which has taken him from White House Intern under George Bush Jr., to assistant to a Conservative member of the UK Parliament, to returning to Louisville to launch his consulting firm, JP Davis Partners.  

    He believes the best politicians see themselves as public servants, and all political dialogue should start "with empathy". He condemns the adversarial nature of today's politics on both sides. But he's optimistic, believing that more people than ever are questioning what they hear, and thinking independently.  

    https://www.linkedin.com/in/kyjpdavis/ 

    https://www.jpdavispartners.com/about

    00:00 Start

    00:03 Fat, straight and Republican

    00:29 Proud, Appalachian homo

    01:22 "The pros are stepping in now"

    01:45 "This makes me feel like I have purpose"

    02:16 "Everybody in DC is gay"

    02:20 Lunch with GOP Powerhitters

    02:48 Politicians as good public servants

    03:28 "Talk issues"
    04:18 "Talking politics shouldn't be a bloodbath"

    05:40 "We've evolved beyond black and white issues"

    06:24 "I meet political people where they are"

    06:50 "There are bad apples on both sides"

    07:50 "Leveraging hot issues to divide us"

    08:30 "Immediate news is too often taken as truth"

    09:52 "We've got a lot of issues we're not facing"

    10:15 "I hate Taylor Swift" - "Dude......"

    10:50 "Donald Trump is our version of Kim Jong Un" 

    11:45 "People still believe he speaks for us"

    13:33 "Independent thinking is growing" 

    15:00 Honk for Jesus

    15:20 Evangelical church and transitions

    16:46 Seeing God in Grandmothers and the devil in families

    17:10 "Love is an action, not a word"

    17:50 What is a "holler"?

    18:55 The culture of being "looked down upon"

    20:12 We all deserve the same respect

    20:34 How can people be more financially secure? 

    21:00 Jeff Bezos' profits and the pay of his employees

    23:45 "A smart person figures out the effects of their actions on future generations"

    24:38 Lead with Empathy

    25:30 Kentucky ban on conversion therapy 

    26:51 Learning, Growing, Evolving, or Liberal Arts Education? 

      

    28 min

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