The Table Roast

Episode 8: Roasting “Titanic”


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Welcome back people!

If you are here for the first time, WELCOME! This podcast is for actors, screenwriters and all movie lovers in general, we come together in order to tear movie scripts apart (all in good fun of course)!

This week is a roller coaster of emotion as Kelly is joined by her new twin flame Deja Bowen, who stars as the Rose to her Jack in this highly anticipated remaster of Titanic. The two of them break societal norms as they take on this classic film set in the year 2020, that’s right Bitches it’s “Titanic 902.0” the twists and turns in this groundbreaking episode will have you questioning everything you ever thought you knew about the infamous Jack and Rose. Empty eye sockets, missing teeth and infected blisters are among the tasteful updates made to this movie. And if the theme of Pirates isn’t enough for you, we also slip in some modern day terminology, mentioning such classics as: fashion nova, Botox lips and everyone’s favorite, fake ass bitches. We hope you enjoy this episode as much as we enjoyed making it! As always the episodes resources are below. Goodnight and good luck! 


https://www.dailyscript.com/scripts/Titanic.txt

https://www.popsugar.com/entertainment/Titanic-Movie-Facts-43447393

https://www.insider.com/titanic-fun-facts-movie-2018-11

https://www.bbc.co.uk/newsround/17665970

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The Table RoastBy Kelly Curran