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If you are here for the first time, WELCOME! This podcast is for actors, screenwriters and all movie lovers in general, we come together in order to tear movie scripts apart (all in good fun of course)!

Hi guys! Welcome to another wonderful week of living and being alive. Crazy how it just keeps on going, huh? This weeks episode is PASSENGERS featuring the lovely JLaw and the less lovely Chris Pratt. Scratch that I honestly don't like either of these actors very much but my disdain for them as artists PALES in comparison to how horrifying the writing in this movie is, so buckle up and get ready for a HOT ROAST. 

IN OUR HUMBLE OPINION, this movie is trash, flaming hot ugly garbage wrapped up in a beautiful expensive multimillion dollar bow made to look nice and pretty and hey I don't have a problem with that but I am going to roast the shit out of it with Sierra. This episode features mad lib themes such as Las Vegas and Dying. I've been thinking about dying a lot can you tell? 

Love you all, please comment, like, subscribe, share etc etc etc. Sources below!!

https://www.uselessdaily.com/movies/passengers-trivia-21-fun-facts-about-the-movie/

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If you are here for the first time, WELCOME! This podcast is for actors, screenwriters and all movie lovers in general, we come together in order to tear movie scripts apart (all in good fun of course)!

Hello I want to first off give a TRIGGER WARNING for this episode as it contains discussion of sexual assault in the context of the movie "Ma." 

Hello my lovely ugly ducklings, I love you all and hope you are doing well this week!! In this episode, Sierra and I take you on a wild ride and we discuss the horror movie "Ma," which received mixed reviews from audience members, myself included. This is a movie I hated with a passion and found myself tearing to shreds in an attempt to form some sort of preliminary rewrite for the studios (hey studios! If you're interested give me a call).  This episode features some upsetting themes such as "Being a Christian" and "Retirement homes." Diarrhea may or may not be regarded as a beverage as well :((( If you can get through all that then you are a hero in my book. God bless, as always thank you for listening. Goodnight and Good luck to all my beautiful friends. Don't forget to share and leave a review on apple podcasts. Thanks!!

Sources below: 

https://subslikescript.com/movie/Ma-7958736
https://www.esquire.com/entertainment/a27692167/ma-movie-questions-plot-holes/

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If you are here for the first time, WELCOME! This podcast is for actors, screenwriters and all movie lovers in general, we come together in order to tear movie scripts apart (all in good fun of course)!

Have you ever owned a magic pair of pants? Perhaps magical lingerie? Then you know exactly what it feels like to be part of the SOTTP or "sisterhood of the traveling pants." Join Sierra and I as we deep dive into a quant,  yet rather science-fiction tale that chronicles the story of four 16-year-olds (year right) who keep in touch through a pair of pants. Sounds kind of bad when you say it like that huh? 

Love you all and thank you for listening. Shout out to our good friend Kelsey who is currently driving to her new life in Portland (it is Portland right?) Hope you enjoy this episode as much as Sierra and I enjoyed making it :))0 Sources below!!

http://www.script-o-rama.com/movie_scripts/s/sisterhood-traveling-pants-script-transcript.html

https://www.tvovermind.com/10-things-didnt-know-sisterhood-traveling-pants/

*Movie spoilers in this episode* 

Welcome back people!

If you are here for the first time, WELCOME! This podcast is for actors, screenwriters and all movie lovers in general, we come together in order to tear movie scripts apart (all in good fun of course)!

HI EVERYONE! I have missed you greatly and I am so excited to be back at it again with a new permanent co-host: Sierra Olah-knee-check (sorry girl I can't spell your last name so there it is phonetically) 

Join Kelly and Sierra this week as they roast the absolute shit out of everyone's favorite and beloved coming of age movie: The Perks of Being a Wallflower! 

From Emma Watson's terrible American accent, to the fact that Logan Lerman looks like he's fully 21 years old, there  is much much this movie has to make fun of.  On the flip side this movie is full of some heavy subject matter and tender heartwarming scenes. 

This episode is packed full of truly touching conversations revolving around (but not limited to) ball slapping, poopy diapers, high school bullies and MUCH MUCH MORE!

Thanks for listening, or watching (episodes found on YouTube) and sharing! Until next time, goodnight and good luck!

Sources Below :D 

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Perks_of_Being_a_Wallflower_(film)

https://www.thethings.com/the-perks-of-being-a-wallflower-trivia/

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If you are here for the first time, WELCOME! This podcast is for actors, screenwriters and all movie lovers in general, we come together in order to tear movie scripts apart (all in good fun of course)!

happy Groundhog Day everyone, my favorite holiday :) 

Welcome back to ladies and germs to a very special episode. Love is in the air and wouldn't you know it, our favorite toxic love triangle is back and worse than ever. 

Bella and Edward and reunited in this saucy episode featuring Lindsey Normington as the handsome Jacob Black.  This episode has a little bit of something for everyone as your host and co-host hash out important philosophical debates about such topics as vampire babies, non-consensual kissing (ahem... Jacob) and prison Tok Tok's. You're bound to have fun or die trying :) enjoy and as always, goodnight and good luck. 

Sources below!

https://transcripts.foreverdreaming.org/viewtopic.php?f=956&t=9147

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1325004/trivia

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If you are here for the first time, WELCOME! This podcast is for actors, screenwriters and all movie lovers in general, we come together in order to tear movie scripts apart (all in good fun of course)!

Welcome back my cool cats and kittens! My apologies for the reprieve last week but we are back and better than ever!!

This week's episode is a SCREAM ;) get it?? Nicole and Kelly get into some sassy fun discussing both porn and cats, of course not in the same context, get your mind out of the gutter.

The two of them madlib the most iconic Scream scene, the intro to the movie that features Drew Barrymore as well as a less assuming, but just as fun,  scene  between Stu and Randy in the video store. As always, thanks for watching! Goodnight and good luck!


Sources
http://www.horrorlair.com/scripts/screamtranscript.txt

http://www.mtv.com/news/2204292/scream-things-you-didnt-know/

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If you are here for the first time, WELCOME! This podcast is for actors, screenwriters and all movie lovers in general, we come together in order to tear movie scripts apart (all in good fun of course)!

Red pill or blue pill? In this case it's actually red floss or blue floss...

Hello everyone and happy Thursday :)  This week is a very special episode because it questions everything you thought you knew about this universe.  And isn't that what we all need during this tumultuous time, more existential quandaries? Well not exactly because this episode not only questions the mechanics of The Matrix and it's usefulness within the  movie universe but it also roasts the shit out of this movie. 

Join our usually sassy host Kelly with her evenly matched in sass co-host Louka (No Last Name) 

This episode also features some genuinely super interesting facts about The Matrix franchise at the end of this episode. 

In this episode we cover the themes "single mom's," "Ikea," (Swedish Meatballs anyone?) and the always fun "Mid-life crisis." Thank you all for being here and I please email me with any suggestions for future episodes: [email protected]


As always, sources are below. Goodnight and goodluck 

https://www.dailyscript.com/scripts/the_matrix.pdf

https://www.hollywood.com/movies/matrix-facts-that-will-blow-your-mind-60227881/

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Welcome back people!

If you are here for the first time, WELCOME! This podcast is for actors, screenwriters and all movie lovers in general, we come together in order to tear movie scripts apart (all in good fun of course)!

Sorry Andrew A. I don't know how to spell your last name so today you're just Mr. A. 

Have you ever been humiliated by a man? That's a rhetorical question, we all have... But! Have you ever wanted to get back at him? Again rhetorical. Of course you have! This episode has a hefty dose of revenge, sweat and completely inappropriate jokes for high schoolers, luckily these high schooler are 28-years-old!! 

Join our host this week and she and Andrew A. roast (as well as admire) a classic 2000's hottie film "John Tucker Must Die." As 4 girls team up to ruin their cheating ex's life, Kelly and Andrew team up to roast the shit out of this movie. From silk hammocks for your ball sack, to doing bathroom lines of cocaine, this new and Improved version of JT Must Die has It all: laughter, love, life and comedy. You can thank us later and enjoy this wild, wacky ride. THANKS BYE! Sources below :)) Goodnight & Goodluck?? 

**Bonus ending!!  Kelly and Andrew take a sassy quiz to find out which ex girlfriend from the film best aligns with their own personas. 

Sources: 
http://www.script-o-rama.com/movie_scripts/j/john-tucker-must-die-script.html

https://www.buzzfeed.com/bffneedsabf/which-john-tucker-must-die-girl-are-you-2jv98

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This week is a fun one!!! Amongst themes such as "true crime" and "sugar babies," Kelly and her good friend Myles deep dive Into a classic family favorite: Cheaper by the Dozen. Not only Is the history behind this movie throughly Interesting, but so are the hot takes from our two hosts for the week. Well Kelly shares some mildly Interesting Internet "drama" Involving Alyson Stoner, Myles dishes about his thoughts on Steve Martin's brilliant, comedic mind (spoiler, he loves It) "Pasta De La Crotch" Is a phrase used too much for my comfort but I have hopes that the audience finds It laugh-worthy. 

This movie has A LOT going on and I'm glad I got to dive Into my past and revisit a family favorite while simultaneously ranking each of the 12 children from coolest to lamest. Listen to the episode to find out more! As always links are below and goodnight and good luck!!

Sources: 

http://www.script-o-rama.com/movie_scripts/c/cheaper-by-the-dozen-script.html

https://www.funtrivia.com/playquiz/quiz177300144da68.html

*Movie spoilers in this episode* 

Welcome back people!

If you are here for the first time, WELCOME! This podcast is for actors, screenwriters and all movie lovers in general, we come together in order to tear movie scripts apart (all in good fun of course)!

Ho, ho, ho! Stop it Patrick you’re scaring him!! Yes it is in fact Christmas Eve and that means it’s time for a Christmas movie :) A terrible one… 

Join Kelly with her SWEETEST co-host yet: Kelsey Sweet. Not only is Kelsey a fabulous movie reviewer, she also is a fantastic artist and is personally responsible for The Table Roast logo! You can find her on social media under Kelseysweetart. This week the two of them tackle one of the worst Christmas movies of our generation: A Bad Mom’s Christmas. Themes included this week are Hard Core Prison Life and McDonald’s Playplace. Please enjoy as we anticipate there is something in this episode for everyone. Sources below! As always, thank you for listening and Goodnight and Goodluck!! 

Sources: 

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/A_Bad_Moms_Christmas

https://www.scripts.com/script/a_bad_moms_christmas_1829