Please call before returning to store!

I have a weird thing about putting stuff in recycling now that I know someone is going through it: Generators, Sportcoats, Packed Suitcases, wrapped presents, cooler full of beer

Small Cokes are small:

https://www.cnn.com/2019/10/18/investing/coca-cola-earnings/index.html

We will be 50% fat by 2030.

Why don't annoying animals like geese and raccoons taste better?

Inflation check:  You are vacuuming a carpet, you see a penny.  Do you bend down and pick it up or just vacuum it up?

Something needs to be done about beach house garbage.

How much money do vets make from "dog v. chocolate" hysteria?

Non-binary people are just prepping us to have relationships with robots.

What's with these missing kids on social media?  It seems like parents don't even get up from their chair in the living room before they start asking for help to find some kid of theirs.

Conspiracy Sidebar

Missing moon lander - they lost a whole moon lander.

Homemade Halloween Treats vs. Processed Foods - Food industry started roomers about homemade treats not being trustable.

Birds aren't real.