*Warning - Pod gets crackly around the 57 minute mark. We don't know why! We were drinking! Sorry!* What’s good Ballers; a soggy nil-nil at Citi Field is our backdrop for this week’s Blue Balls, but before the bummer recap we got u with the 3-0 victory over a crafty but ultimately crackable San Jose and some highlight reel moments for Gloster and Gabriel, not to mention the consistently overperforming Keaton Parks and a little love for pod favorite Santi Rodriguez. And then: why couldn’t we do it again, and what does it say about the team without Taty? Plus, some eurochat! We holla at Haaland as the transfer rumors heat up to a near certainty. And of course, a little precap before we face down the mighty Rochester Rhinos in round 3 of the Open Cup. Adjust your strap and empty that fanny pack - you’ve got Blue Balls.