Welcome back to that same old place you used to laugh about.

David got his vocal chords sand blasted and he's still off – but we take a moment to play tape of him wheezing and make fun of his misfortune.

Then we talk about our favorite discontinued pastries.

Todd's obsession with credit card points has led him, sooner than we thought, into unessecary capital expenditures.

Moustrap sucks.

The world is coming to pieces, with poisonous snakes in Todd's neighborhood and druids dropping meat on children in the Carolinas.

We get great listener mail and voice mail – and keep that stuff coming, wouldja?

And Viva has a birthday coming, but Matt and Melissa can't decide where. Can a black Italian toddler have an ABBA themed party?

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