This week, we tackle the pressing questions: what’s the perfect age to become a vampire, and who’s the Halloween equivalent of Santa Claus—Grim Reaper or that creepy guy giving out raisins? We’ll also debate whether *The Nightmare Before Christmas* is a Halloween flick or a Christmas classic, rank our favorite creepy critters, and share our questionable childhood costume stories (complete with evidence!). Plus, we’ll reveal our candy review policies post-trick-or-treating, because nothing says Halloween like parental judgment over your haul. Grab your favorite poison and join us for a hilariously dark dive into the season! 🎃👻