We’re back—and somehow, the flood only made us worse!

After a devastating studio flood temporarily took us out, Kevin and Tony have finally returned… darker, more twisted, and with absolutely nothing learned from the experience.

This episode, we introduce “Lock & Key,” the revolutionary in-home kit that answers the question nobody asked: What if you could scientifically find the perfect vagina match for your penis?

Then we wonder what it would be like to spend an entire day with Tom Cruise—completely unhinged, except you’re blind and have no idea what he’s about to do next. Tony also tells the story of meeting Danny Glover at Fan Expo Boston, and somehow the conversation eventually lands in England, where we attempt to understand the surprisingly serious ritual of teatime.

The studio may have flooded, but apparently it couldn’t wash away the bad ideas.

Rearranged with Kev & Tony is back. God help us all!

Get ready for a podcast that’s basically a dumpster fire of the weirdest headlines: emergency announcements that make no sense, swinger cruises (because why not?), a wild New Orleans trip, Britney Spears in rehab (again), Shannon Elizabeth cashing in big on OnlyFans, and a school bus driver who thought naptime was part of the job. It’s dark, it’s twisted, and it’s exactly the chaos you didn’t know you needed. Buckle up!

This episode? Yeah…we completely lost control!

We start off somehow talking about sharks—like normal people—and within minutes we’re spiraling into the actual meaning of Easter, questioning everything you thought you knew. Then it gets worse. Way worse. We fall headfirst into a ridiculous Reddit rabbit hole debating whether dinosaurs were even real (spoiler: the logic does not hold up), and from there it’s just chaos.

It’s one of those episodes where every topic makes less sense than the last, the takes get darker, the theories get dumber, and somehow it all connects in the most unhinged way possible.

No structure. No filter. Just pure off-the-rails energy.

Enjoy the ride!

In this episode, we stumble through the drunken chaos of St. Patty’s Day celebrations—because nothing says “luck of the Irish” like getting absolutely hammered and regretting every decision by noon. We begrudgingly share our favorite St. Patty’s Day songs, the anthems that soundtrack your slow descent into drunken misery. Then, in a totally normal and not-at-all bizarre twist, we spin the wheel to tackle the burning question: why the hell is Walt Disney frozen, and what kind of creepy, corporate zombie would he be if he woke up today? To top it all off, we dive headfirst into the charming world of bad prison advice—because who doesn’t want to hear the worst tips from a place where survival is already a nightmare? Tune in for a darkly humorous ride through all things Irish, frozen icons, and questionable life hacks.

This episode is a rollercoaster of the absurd and the dark. We dissect Epstein's Island, spin a wheel of twisted dark humor, offer some hilariously bad career advice, and ponder whether Jim Carrey was cloned. Oh, and we also touch on Britney Spears’ latest DUI. And, because we can’t keep it together, we got a TikTok live violation while recording—guess we’re too edgy for the algorithm.

We kick things off exactly where all serious discussions should start: a completely unqualified breakdown of the dimensions of perfect tits, including a deep (and unnecessary) dive into nipple-to-boob ratios. From there, it somehow gets worse—wandering into the strange corners of sexual foot websites, airing out the music we absolutely hate but are cursed to sing every word of, and casually spiraling into conversations about celebrities dying.

No research. No answers. Just dark humor, bad logic, questionable theories, and the kind of conversations that should probably stay off microphones—but didn’t. 🎙️😈

In this delightfully twisted episode, we unwrap the strangest and most absurd Christmas gifts that will make you question humanity’s sanity. As we stumble into the new year, we reflect on our holiday mishaps and the dark humor that comes from surviving family gatherings—complete with the grossest food fails and the most cringe-worthy moments that left us all feeling a bit queasy.

Join us for a round of "Would You Rather" games that push the boundaries of taste and sanity, guaranteed to spark laughter and maybe a little existential dread. We’ll dive into some truly disgusting topics that will have you laughing and gagging in equal measure. And in a gut-wrenching segment, we confront the emotional fallout of losing beloved characters, diving deep into the chaos and despair that follows Groot’s tragic fate.

Whether you’re looking for a good laugh, a dose of the grotesque, or a dark twist on holiday cheer, this episode promises to tickle your funny bone while leaving you questioning your own sanity. Tune in, if you dare, and let’s kick off the new year with a bang!

Kev and Tony are back with a holiday episode that goes exactly where you'd expect... and then immediately off the rails. From Christmas nostalgia and holiday expectations to dark humor, awkward traditions, and the quiet chaos of adulthood, this episode balances laughs with the kind of honesty you only get when the mics have been on a little too long.

If you've ever loved Christmas, hated Christmas, or just survived it - this one's for you.

In this episode, we celebrate the glorious chaos of Thanksgiving Eve parties! Join us as we share our tipsy tales of family antics and the eternal debate over the best (and worst) sides—because who doesn’t love a good argument over cranberry sauce? We’ll also discuss our favorite Thanksgiving movies and why Taco Bell might just be the perfect late-night snack after a feast. Tune in for a lighthearted look at the holiday madness that keeps us coming back for more!

This week, we tackle the pressing questions: what’s the perfect age to become a vampire, and who’s the Halloween equivalent of Santa Claus—Grim Reaper or that creepy guy giving out raisins? We’ll also debate whether *The Nightmare Before Christmas* is a Halloween flick or a Christmas classic, rank our favorite creepy critters, and share our questionable childhood costume stories (complete with evidence!). Plus, we’ll reveal our candy review policies post-trick-or-treating, because nothing says Halloween like parental judgment over your haul. Grab your favorite poison and join us for a hilariously dark dive into the season! 🎃👻