We kick things off exactly where all serious discussions should start: a completely unqualified breakdown of the dimensions of perfect tits, including a deep (and unnecessary) dive into nipple-to-boob ratios. From there, it somehow gets worse—wandering into the strange corners of sexual foot websites, airing out the music we absolutely hate but are cursed to sing every word of, and casually spiraling into conversations about celebrities dying.

No research. No answers. Just dark humor, bad logic, questionable theories, and the kind of conversations that should probably stay off microphones—but didn’t. 🎙️😈

In this delightfully twisted episode, we unwrap the strangest and most absurd Christmas gifts that will make you question humanity’s sanity. As we stumble into the new year, we reflect on our holiday mishaps and the dark humor that comes from surviving family gatherings—complete with the grossest food fails and the most cringe-worthy moments that left us all feeling a bit queasy.

Join us for a round of "Would You Rather" games that push the boundaries of taste and sanity, guaranteed to spark laughter and maybe a little existential dread. We’ll dive into some truly disgusting topics that will have you laughing and gagging in equal measure. And in a gut-wrenching segment, we confront the emotional fallout of losing beloved characters, diving deep into the chaos and despair that follows Groot’s tragic fate.

Whether you’re looking for a good laugh, a dose of the grotesque, or a dark twist on holiday cheer, this episode promises to tickle your funny bone while leaving you questioning your own sanity. Tune in, if you dare, and let’s kick off the new year with a bang!

Kev and Tony are back with a holiday episode that goes exactly where you'd expect... and then immediately off the rails. From Christmas nostalgia and holiday expectations to dark humor, awkward traditions, and the quiet chaos of adulthood, this episode balances laughs with the kind of honesty you only get when the mics have been on a little too long.

If you've ever loved Christmas, hated Christmas, or just survived it - this one's for you.

In this episode, we celebrate the glorious chaos of Thanksgiving Eve parties! Join us as we share our tipsy tales of family antics and the eternal debate over the best (and worst) sides—because who doesn’t love a good argument over cranberry sauce? We’ll also discuss our favorite Thanksgiving movies and why Taco Bell might just be the perfect late-night snack after a feast. Tune in for a lighthearted look at the holiday madness that keeps us coming back for more!

This week, we tackle the pressing questions: what’s the perfect age to become a vampire, and who’s the Halloween equivalent of Santa Claus—Grim Reaper or that creepy guy giving out raisins? We’ll also debate whether *The Nightmare Before Christmas* is a Halloween flick or a Christmas classic, rank our favorite creepy critters, and share our questionable childhood costume stories (complete with evidence!). Plus, we’ll reveal our candy review policies post-trick-or-treating, because nothing says Halloween like parental judgment over your haul. Grab your favorite poison and join us for a hilariously dark dive into the season! 🎃👻

From our own fears to people free-climbing radio towers, rooftops, and ice mountains, this episode is all about what terrifies us… and the idiots who chase it anyway. Equal parts phobia confessions and roasting daredevils with a death wish.

This week, we’re diving headfirst into autumn vibes, strange obsessions, and the slow death of good cinema. From pumpkin spice everything to the kinks people don’t admit to, we connect the dots between falling leaves, falling standards, and why Hollywood just can’t seem to make movies like they used to. Equal parts unfiltered, ridiculous, and oddly insightful—this episode has a little something for everyone (and probably too much for some).

We're back after a summer vacation break! From Colorado, Fort Lauderdale, Happy Gimore 2, In-N-Out Burger, and all the other rabbit holes we can find! Join us and see how deep the rabbit hole goes. Also, what's the deal with Weiner pills?

This week, Kev and Tony go down several rabbit holes discussing the opening of a touring Jurassic Park run by carnies, while also attempting to figure out if Grandpa Joe from Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory was really paralyzed. Where did the Oompa Loompas actually come from?!

Special thanks to E. Spencer Geary for his contribution to this episode!

JAWS turns 50 this year and Tony may be hoping for a shark attack. Kevin is concerned with Tony's summer fashion choices while consuming a caramel candy frosty like a toddler. What else could go wrong this episode?

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