We kick things off exactly where all serious discussions should start: a completely unqualified breakdown of the dimensions of perfect tits, including a deep (and unnecessary) dive into nipple-to-boob ratios. From there, it somehow gets worse—wandering into the strange corners of sexual foot websites, airing out the music we absolutely hate but are cursed to sing every word of, and casually spiraling into conversations about celebrities dying.

No research. No answers. Just dark humor, bad logic, questionable theories, and the kind of conversations that should probably stay off microphones—but didn’t. 🎙️😈