In this episode, I reflect on my experience going to a taping of "The Daily Show," in which I matched wits with the warm-up comic, and I delve into the film careers of Jean-Claude Van Damme and Steven Seagal. Also, there are some important life lessons learned such as chance favoring the prepared mind, not to attack a shotgun-toting thief with a baseball bat, and never under any circumstances antagonize said warm-up comic; even accidentally. 

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