Brandon gets in touch with his inner ornithologist and Rem is terrified of getting sued by the Nerdist. It turns out that they're hiring actors for Thor: Ragnarök instead of androids, except for maybe Jeff Goldblum. If you heard the Guardians of the Galaxy will be in Infinity War, you just got Loki'd! Next up is our "review" of James Patrick & 's and . He didn't pay us for the review, and if he did, he certainly didn't get his money's worth! (Because we're terrible at reviews, but you can read a better one !) Ninja Turtles 2 is a thing that's happening. Y'know, if you care. DC announces two new movies, the first is for the beloved Harley Quinn; the second is for Booster Gold! All you Booster Gold fans are in for a treat, I'm sure! Listen in anticipation for the much-acclaimed "Fuckshit of the Week" segment and cleanse your palate after with an adorable story from Blizzard's Overwatch team involving a little girl's character aspirations! Just when you thought we were done bringing you stupid branding choices, the MLB decided to rename the "Grand Slam" the "Papa Slam" because nothing says baseball like overpriced - albeit delicious - pizza. We finally divulge what's happening next month! WE'RE "HEADLINING" BEAR-CON! It's not a bar, Brandon. It's a music hall. Check our tab for more details! Sorry Chris Hardwick, we won't do it again...probably. Like us on  AMA @ (978) DUOGRES ((978) 386-4737) Follow us on twitter  (Intro uses the "" track by Kevin Macleod (). Licensed under . Outtro: , licensed under . "" sound effect by , licensed under .) The following ad supports Dueling Ogres. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart.