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  • Episode 231: Sun Farts

    We're back and we're bringing the divisiveness! Baldur's Gate III, Xenk replacing Drizzt, aliens, and more!

    00:00:00 Intro 00:00:54 Dialogue 00:18:21 Upcoming UFO/UAP Hearing 00:26:45 Sun Defying Forecasts 00:40:27 NASA Rover Finds Preserved Organic Molecules on Mars 00:46:50 Writers Strike Opinions 00:49:53 D&D HAT's Xenk was originally supposed to be Drizzt 01:06:29 Baldur's Gate III 01:14:03 D&D Player Creates Genius Spell Slot Tracker 01:17:35 New Pokemon App Records your Farts While you Sleep 01:21:54 Shoutouts/Plugs 01:26:35 Outro

    Links From Space!

    https://kotaku.com/pokemon-sleep-records-farts-noises-release-date-us-1850655746 https://gizmodo.com/nasa-perseverance-rover-preserved-organic-matter-mars-1850630956 https://screenrant.com/dungeons-dragons-honor-among-thieves-drizzt-xenk-setup/ https://www.axios.com/2023/07/18/forecasting-space-weather-sun https://www.resetera.com/threads/why-devs-consider-baldur%E2%80%99s-gate-3-anomaly-not-new-standard-for-rpg-genre.743346/ https://abcnews.go.com/Politics/house-oversight-committee-hold-ufo-hearing-week/story?id=101345935 https://ew.com/celebrity/ron-perlman-clarifies-remarks-warning-studio-exec-about-home-sag-wag-strikes/ https://gamerant.com/dungeons-and-dragons-player-spell-slot-tracker/

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    (Intro uses the "Black Vortex" track by Kevin Macleod (incompetech.com). Licensed under CC by attribution 3.0. Outro: Battle of Kings by Per Kiilstofte, licensed under CC by attribution 4.0 Int'l.)

    Patreon Supporter Goal |||............ 10% ............... 5/50 https://vod.strms.net/p/340356

    Most Recent Patron Bucky the Blacksmith - And I Helped!

    Subscriber Goal ||||........... 10% ............... 107/1K https://vod.strms.net/s/UC9kOqh4uVwVBMX2wEDWXW9g

    Newest Subscriber Kevin Wilson

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    1 hr 28 min
  • Episode 230: Pocket Monster Energy Drinks

    We're back with all the vigor that can be mustered from ancient podcasters like us! Movies, Monster, and Memes ensue on this episode of Dueling Ogres!

    00:21:49 Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves 00:37:09 Monster Sues Capcom for use of the word "Monster" 00:41:37 Super Mario Nears 1 Billion Worldwide 00:48:15 Paralympics Twitter with Questionable Memes Athletes 00:55:45 Bill Gates says AI Chatbots will be able to teach kids to read 01:05:01 We Now Know What the Green Lasers Found by Japanese Astronomer in 2022

    Links Through the Dungeon!

    https://www.cnbc.com/2023/04/22/bill-gates-ai-chatbots-will-teach-kids-how-to-read-within-18-months.html https://gonintendo.com/contents/18715-monster-energy-goes-after-capcom-and-pokemon-co-over-use-of-the-word-monster https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/dungeons_and_dragons_honor_among_thieves https://www.boxofficemojo.com/release/rl1879410177/rankings/?ref_=bo_rl_tab#tabs https://wonderfulengineering.com/this-japanese-astronomer-spotted-massive-green-lasers-in-the-sky-last-year-we-now-know-what-caused-them/ https://finalweapon.net/2023/04/23/super-mario-bros-movie-generates-871-million-globally-nearing-1-billion/

    1 hr 14 min
  • Episode 229: OG-LIARS! OGL Thoughts

    Brandon and Rem weigh in on Hasbro/Wizards of the Coast's ill-fated OGL debacle! America stands for freedom; but if you think you're free, try walking into a deli and urinating on the cheese!

    00:00:00 Intro 00:00:55 Dialogue 00:24:21 OGL SRD Discussion 01:06:53 Paizo OGL / Call to Action 01:08:10 DnD Shorts Shoutout 01:11:42 Outtro/Shoutouts

    https://youtu.be/ONN5vcF86wQ

    OGLinks!

    https://www.youtube.com/dndshorts https://www.dndbeyond.com/posts/1439-ogl-1-0a-creative-commons https://paizo.com/community/blog/v5748dyo6si7y?The-ORC-Alliance-Grows https://www.dndbeyond.com/attachments/39j2li89/SRD5.1-CCBY4.0License.pdf https://gizmodo.com/dnd-wizards-of-the-coast-ogl-1-1-open-gaming-license-1849950634

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    They help us stay alive one more day! Literally, there are larger ogres over us. They're ruthless and terrifying. We cry tears of blood! ==CALL or TEXT us so we can play/read your question on air @ 978 DU-OGRES (978-386-4737)!! (Intro uses the "Black Vortex" track by Kevin Macleod (incompetech.com). Licensed under CC by attribution 3.0. Outro: Battle of Kings by Per Kiilstofte, licensed under CC by attribution 4.0 Int'l.)

    *Patreon Supporter Goal* |||............ 10% ............... 5/50 https://vod.strms.net/p/340356 _Most Recent Patron_ Bucky the Blacksmith - And I Helped!

    *Subscriber Goal* ||||........... 10% ............... 104/1K https://vod.strms.net/s/UC9kOqh4uVwVBMX2wEDWXW9g _Newest Subscriber_ Mackenzie Haught

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    1 hr 23 min
  • Episode 228: A Rich Man, a Dinosaur, and a Scientist Walk into a Tavern

    Listen, Barney the Dinosaur loves you and loves me. He's straight up a Jesus allegory. If they want to cash in on the Jesus allegory one more time, let'em! Churches have been doing it with collections and tithes for hundreds of years! Tune in next time on DRAGON BALL Z!

    00:00:13 Intro 00:00:57 Dialogue 00:28:10 #Quantum Foam 00:44:03 #Barney the Dinosaur Reboot 00:51:14 #OGL discussion teaser 00:53:58 Delta THCO 01:09:24 Shoutouts

    [youtube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U1yOdX-tKOo?version=3&rel=1&showsearch=0&showinfo=1&iv_load_policy=1&fs=1&hl=en-US&autohide=2&wmode=transparent]

    Quantum Dinosaur Links

    https://www.kiplinger.com/investing/stocks/delta-8-and-9-thco-classified-as-schedule-i-drugs-this-week-in-cannabis-investing https://bigthink.com/hard-science/nothing-exist-quantum-foam/ https://www.tmz.com/2023/02/13/barney-dinosaur-reboot-makeover-mattel-dragged/ https://www.belloflostsouls.net/2023/02/hasbro-addresses-dds-ogl-misfire-with-investors.html

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    http://duelog.me/ogrebazaar https://duelog.me/patreon https://mercury.streamelements.com/duelingogres-6424/tip

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    They help us stay alive one more day! Literally, there are larger ogres over us. They're ruthless and terrifying. We cry tears of blood!

    ==CALL or TEXT us so we can play/read your question on air @ 978 DU-OGRES (978-386-4737)!!

    (Intro uses the "Black Vortex" track by Kevin Macleod (incompetech.com). Licensed under CC by attribution 3.0. Outro: Battle of Kings by Per Kiilstofte, licensed under CC by attribution 4.0 Int'l.)

    Patreon Supporter Goal |||............ 10% ............... 5/50 https://vod.strms.net/p/340356

    _Most Recent Patron_ Bucky the Blacksmith - And I Helped!

    Subscriber Goal ||||........... 10% ............... 104/1K https://vod.strms.net/s/UC9kOqh4uVwVBMX2wEDWXW9g

    _Newest Subscriber_ Mackenzie Haught

    Join the Ogre Den Discord! https://discord.gg/DUsKghmjU5

    Tipper Shoutout!

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    1 hr 14 min
  • Episode 227: Goblin Mode

    This week Bucky joins us to talk about Marvel, The Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers' Jason David Frank, and names Ezra Miller the F*ck-sh*t of the week! Stay tuned for more...whenever!

    00:00:00 Intro 00:00:54 Dialogue 00:10:34 Word of the Year: Goblin Mode! 00:16:27 Jason David Frank's Untimely Death 00:20:00 Microsoft to buy Activision-Blizzard 00:39:49 Disney's FRAN ages or de-ages actors in seconds! 00:48:55 New CEOs of Warner Bros Discovery - James Gunn and Peter Safran 00:51:17 James Gunn to Reboot DC Franchise 00:56:35 F*ck-sh*t of the Week: Ezra Miller 01:02:43 Marvel Studios Rumors for Phase 5 and Beyond 01:14:22 Shoutouts 01:21:47 Outtro

    Disney Approved Links (but not really)

    https://www.nytimes.com/2022/12/04/arts/goblin-mode-oxford-word.html https://people.com/tv/jason-david-frank-wife-reveals-power-rangers-star-died-by-suicide/ https://news.microsoft.com/2022/01/18/microsoft-to-acquire-activision-blizzard-to-bring-the-joy-and-community-of-gaming-to-everyone-across-every-device/ https://arstechnica.com/information-technology/2022/11/disney-creates-ai-fountain-of-youth-for-actors/ https://variety.com/2022/biz/news/james-gunn-peter-safran-dc-studios-warner-bros-discovery-1235414228/ https://people.com/movies/ezra-miller-controversy-timeline/ https://www.theilluminerdi.com/2022/12/05/marvel-studios-rumors-phases/

    https://youtu.be/kN7mzBzIJcs

    1 hr 24 min
  • Episode 227: Goblin Mode

    This week Bucky joins us to talk about Marvel, The Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers' Jason David Frank, and names Ezra Miller the F*ck-sh*t of the week! Stay tuned for more...whenever!

    00:00:00 Intro 00:00:54 Dialogue 00:10:34 Word of the Year: Goblin Mode! 00:16:27 Jason David Frank's Untimely Death 00:20:00 Microsoft to buy Activision-Blizzard 00:39:49 Disney's FRAN ages or de-ages actors in seconds! 00:48:55 New CEOs of Warner Bros Discovery - James Gunn and Peter Safran 00:51:17 James Gunn to Reboot DC Franchise 00:56:35 F*ck-sh*t of the Week: Ezra Miller 01:02:43 Marvel Studios Rumors for Phase 5 and Beyond 01:14:22 Shoutouts 01:21:47 Outtro

    Disney Approved Links (but not really)

    https://www.nytimes.com/2022/12/04/arts/goblin-mode-oxford-word.html https://people.com/tv/jason-david-frank-wife-reveals-power-rangers-star-died-by-suicide/ https://news.microsoft.com/2022/01/18/microsoft-to-acquire-activision-blizzard-to-bring-the-joy-and-community-of-gaming-to-everyone-across-every-device/ https://arstechnica.com/information-technology/2022/11/disney-creates-ai-fountain-of-youth-for-actors/ https://variety.com/2022/biz/news/james-gunn-peter-safran-dc-studios-warner-bros-discovery-1235414228/ https://people.com/movies/ezra-miller-controversy-timeline/ https://www.theilluminerdi.com/2022/12/05/marvel-studios-rumors-phases/

    https://youtu.be/kN7mzBzIJcs

    1 hr 24 min
  • Episode 227: Goblin Mode

    This week Bucky joins us to talk about Marvel, The Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers' Jason David Frank, and names Ezra Miller the F*ck-sh*t of the week! Stay tuned for more...whenever!

    00:00:00 Intro 00:00:54 Dialogue 00:10:34 Word of the Year: Goblin Mode! 00:16:27 Jason David Frank's Untimely Death 00:20:00 Microsoft to buy Activision-Blizzard 00:39:49 Disney's FRAN ages or de-ages actors in seconds! 00:48:55 New CEOs of Warner Bros Discovery - James Gunn and Peter Safran 00:51:17 James Gunn to Reboot DC Franchise 00:56:35 F*ck-sh*t of the Week: Ezra Miller 01:02:43 Marvel Studios Rumors for Phase 5 and Beyond 01:14:22 Shoutouts 01:21:47 Outtro

    Disney Approved Links (but not really)

    https://www.nytimes.com/2022/12/04/arts/goblin-mode-oxford-word.html https://people.com/tv/jason-david-frank-wife-reveals-power-rangers-star-died-by-suicide/ https://news.microsoft.com/2022/01/18/microsoft-to-acquire-activision-blizzard-to-bring-the-joy-and-community-of-gaming-to-everyone-across-every-device/ https://arstechnica.com/information-technology/2022/11/disney-creates-ai-fountain-of-youth-for-actors/ https://variety.com/2022/biz/news/james-gunn-peter-safran-dc-studios-warner-bros-discovery-1235414228/ https://people.com/movies/ezra-miller-controversy-timeline/ https://www.theilluminerdi.com/2022/12/05/marvel-studios-rumors-phases/

    https://youtu.be/kN7mzBzIJcs

    1 hr 24 min
  • Episode 226: One Way to Play D&D

    Brandon revisits the classes from the One Dungeons and Dragons Playtest while Rem waxes on about season 3 of Pennyworth that he's never seen!

    00:00:00 Intro 00:00:56 Dialogue 00:15:49 Anniversary of Laika being sent into space on Sputnik 2 00:19:11 Pennyworth Season 3 00:28:55 Amazon Changing its Book Refund Policy. 00:36:18 Equalizer 3 Caterers Busted with Cocaine 00:45:37 One D&D Changes 01:08:44 AI Holly+ Sings Dolly Parton's Jolene 01:14:28 Comments/Shoutouts 01:17:21 Outtakes

    Links Have Been Equalized!

    https://www.cbr.com/one-dnd-playtest-biggest-changes/ https://youtu.be/77b7965hx8Y https://authorsguild.org/news/amazon-changing-ebook-return-policy/ https://www.engadget.com/holly-plus-holly-herndon-dolly-parton-jolene-ai-cover-204750236.html?src=rss https://www.gamespot.com/articles/equalizer-3-film-caterers-busted-with-120-grams-of-cocaine-on-set/1100-6508853/?ftag=CAD-01-10abi2f https://www.imdb.com/title/tt8425532/

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    They help us stay alive one more day! Literally, there are larger ogres over us. They're ruthless and terrifying. We cry tears of blood!

    CALL or TEXT us so we can play/read your question on air @ 978 DU-OGRES (978-386-4737)!!

    (Intro uses the "Black Vortex" track by Kevin Macleod (incompetech.com). Licensed under CC by attribution 3.0. Outro: Battle of Kings by Per Kiilstofte, licensed under CC by attribution 4.0 Int'l.)

    https://youtu.be/X6dxBsGomjY

    1 hr 19 min
  • Episode 225: F**k AI Lobsters

    This week Brandon and Rem return to talk about the AI takeover!

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    00:00:00 Show Start 00:01:01 Dialogue 00:37:18 Simu Liu's Comments are Outrageous! 00:45:39 AI Generated Content Copyrighted for the First Time! 00:55:31 Getty Images CEO Hates on AI Art 01:08:05 Ancient Viruses In Tibetan Glaciers! 01:15:59 Altus Hates its Fan Base 01:29:54 Room Temperature Quantum States! 01:39:51 Shoutouts 01:49:51 Outtro 01:50:50 Outtakes

    AI Generated Links

    https://www.sciencealert.com/ancient-15000-year-old-viruses-found-in-melting-tibetan-glaciers https://scitechdaily.com/princeton-physicists-discover-exotic-quantum-state-at-room-temperature/amp/ https://wegotthiscovered.com/celebrities/simu-lius-comments-on-chadwick-boseman-at-wakanda-forever-premiere-spark-outrage-among-fans/ https://www.pcgamer.com/atlus-is-suing-fans-for-reviving-its-long-dead-mmo/ https://www.theverge.com/2022/10/25/23422412/getty-images-ai-art-banned-dangerous-bria-partnership https://petapixel.com/2022/09/27/ai-generated-artwork-is-copyrighted-for-the-first-time/#:~:text=A%20graphic%20artist%20has%20received,registration%20for%20a%20graphic%20novel

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    http://duelog.me/ogrebazaarhttps://duelog.me/patreonhttps://mercury.streamelements.com/duelingogres-6424/tip

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    They help us stay alive one more day! Literally, there are larger ogres over us. They're ruthless and terrifying. We cry tears of blood!

    CALL or TEXT us so we can play/read your question on air @ 978 DU-OGRES (978-386-4737)!!

    (Intro uses the "Black Vortex" track by Kevin Macleod (incompetech.com). Licensed under CC by attribution 3.0. Outro: Battle of Kings by Per Kiilstofte, licensed under CC by attribution 4.0 Int'l.)

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-VM2tDcc_ZA Video version of Episode 225: F**k AI Lobsters on YouTube

    1 hr 52 min
  • Episode 224: Let Me See That Butt!

    This episode is jam-packed with suspense, joy, sadness & confusion! Mostly in the butt region. It's our most dueling episode yet! Don't forget to comment!!

    00:00:00:00 Intro 00:00:55:03 Dialogue 00:14:09:28 Chick-fil-A Volunteers 00:35:46:28 Mark Hamill's Lost Movie 00:41:33:20 Chess Robot Breaks 7 yo's Finger 00:47:32:00 Brief D&D Talk 00:51:44:16 Choco Taco 01:01:37:03 New Pokemon at World Championship?! 01:06:34:24 Shout Outs 01:15:21:09 Outtro 01:15:54:03 Outtakes

    https://youtu.be/lBoanUKVmfs

    1 hr 20 min

About Dueling Ogres

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Prepare yourselves for a battle of epic proportions between two titans! Feast upon their voices and revel in their words. This is Dueling Ogres! A no-holds-barred podcast about anything under the sunโ€ฆ