"And he's talkin' with Davy, who's still in the navy"

- We make the common mistake of confusing Glenn Close with Glen Powell.

- Ben gets embroiled in a case of mistaken identity at the massage parlour.

- Ben provides a Christmas penguin update.

- Ben introduces his family to Aunty Donna with disastrous results.

- We discuss our positions on standing ovations.

- Nobody wonders why Billy Joel is taking shots at the navy.