We skipped last week, so we kind of forgot how to do this. This episode is kind of a slow build, like a Lovecraft story or that Phil Collins song people seem to like. This week we're reading "The King Who Wanted to See Paradise."

Suggested talking points: Cold open, 8 Seconds of Pretty Slow Drums, Simulated Skype Experience, The Plot of Rear Window, A Sixth Sense for Wrinkles, Skitchin’, Peeked in God’s Christmas Closet, X-Treme Prayer

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