"I'll take you to the candy shop. I'll let you lick the lollipop."

- Ben wonders if we should trust Trojan condoms and we brainstorm the politest way to say ‘raw dogging’.

- We launch our new brand of customised condoms.

- Nobody feeds Ben the worst candy he’s ever had.

- We cheap out on sunscreen and face the consequences.

- Nobody returns from Bali with dengue fever. Aka. The poor man’s Ozempic.

- Nobody claims she knows the speed of farts and can identify a farters gender.

- We dig into the winter Olympics aerial skier crotch controversy.

- We wonder what Jesus would have thought of hot cross buns.

- We cap off 2025 by answering the burning questions about Ben’s Christmas lunch and the Gävle goat.

- Ben invents ‘window towel’ and gets a new car.

- Nobody wants more people to adopt the ‘in person indicator’ move.