Looking to have fun in church? Try The Baby Jeezo Sexy-Time Party Pew, it's not gonna make churchgoing more sensible but it might just get you a Grand-Slam at Denny's. We watch the preview of TLC's Virgin Diaries and have a full out panic attack. Meanwhile the Japanese are getting Deja-Ew from a grip of unordered pizzas. Belevedere confirms our suspension on all fronts and Zack plots to escape detention with his giant brick phone on Saved by The Bell.