We are in a post-holiday casual episode. Alex is laden in pants and delivering chairs from Santa. We summon some rain using a creepy chant and explore solo board games. Also David Lynch communes with the spirit of the Dark Phoenix.

Join us as we travel back in time to a preholiday era. Alex reports on Texas antics and phony cops. We take a look at Israeli “comedy” and black Friday juicers. Why are still changing time and is this affecting our brown core bananas?

It’s a holiday spectacular in which we delve into some Gary Busey holiday meal plans. Brad and Dan get holiday spooks via questionable child labor laws. We discuss the Amazon original movie “Merv” which is about a cute dog for the first hour then is just depressing.

Chris joins us as we delve into the kooky comedy/horror film House (1985) in which a house snatches the greatest American war heroes child because some soldiers that went to Vietnam just cannot get enough of being the worst.

Dick Cheney is dead and Zohran Mamdani is mayor of New York. We are celebrating the post spooky season with gusto, tactical birken bags for tier one operators, and artisanal sardines. Also, we look forward to some very questionable recipes for your holiday tables.

It’s a truly spooky non-casual episode as we avoid local Ohio soap operas to delve into Tales From The Darkside 3x05 “The Geezenstacks” and 4x16 “Family Reunion” and have a run in with the frightful GabaGhoul.

It’s a true spooktacular as we discuss the all the terrifying antics from Alex’s trip to Orlando for a Horror Nights. Terrifying tales of ceilings, and Extra-Terrestrials, taxidermy, and (presumably) Roy lurk within.

Spooky times are underway and monsters are truly everywhere Brad reports in from Horror Nights and Alex is learning about the terror of the double derecho. No tax holiday for moonpie knives?! Scandalous.

Alex has been menaced by jets and robots, but not the spirits of the fourth and/or fifth most famous of the Marx Brothers, Brad is being menaced by overly confusing youtube videos and the shockingly low efforts of a pro-genocide cola company and a world class theme park.

Alex survives his pumpkin woes, Brad is being traumatized by terrible motivational speakers and unfathomably stupid business decisions. We are getting ready for the Halloween Creep while living a prepared lifestyle.