Paging Johnny Carson... Steve and Darren are befuddled, puzzled and mystified by some recent David Lee Roth happenings: the three songs at that Home Depot managers convention in Las Vegas, the :45 "Friends in Low Places" with a burger video that popped up, and Howard Stern talking about Dave talking about him! Plus, Billy Sheehan and pre-recorded vox on the Skyscraper tour, some hot takes on Dave's solo career, and multiple musings on what else will -- and can -- Dave do?

Hey!! Darren has a book coming out, DLR BOOK: HOW DAVID LEE ROTH CHANGED THE WORLD will be available in January -- but you can pre-order it now at Amazon, Barnes and Noble, and for our overseas friends, Book Depository, where you can always get free shipping!