In this holiday episode of Ear and Loathing, your festive hosts Aaron, Damon and George (The Gitmo Bros) talk about giving a big snort of blow to the reindeer, Papa just wants the best for your shvantz, headline: Gitmos hemorrhage sponsors, and stop being drunk at John.

In the Torture Chamber segment, the Three Wise Gitmos compete for meaningless points by making each other listen to awful seasonal musical offerings. Which Gitmo will survive the Xmas Torture Chamber long enough to play one of his favorite Christmas songs? Tune in and find out!

Songs featured in this episode: "Please Daddy (Don't Get Drunk This Christmas)" (John Denver), "Christmas Wrapping" (The Waitresses), "The Little Drummer Boy" (Jessica and Ashlee Simpson), "7 O'Clock News/Silent Night" (Simon & Garfunkel)