What a trip it was aboard the Random Ship this week. We learn that Giant Tiger shouldn't be your first choice in cologne suppliers. We travel to the jellybean capital of the world and spend way too much money, and we learn some weird fruit facts...

• Just because you can't walk straight doesn't mean you're drunk.
• Can a fake relationship be better than a real one?
• Guess what instrument Allan can't play.

All this and more on our 84th journey.