Our annual holiday tradition returns—where we celebrate joy, goodwill, and the art of the curse.

This year is extra special as we finally get an update—and a conclusion—to one of our earliest Curse-mas stories: Mary the ghost, first discussed during the 2022

Tim kicks things off by unpacking the unsettling world of cursed furniture, proving once again that the real danger of the holiday season isn’t a drunk uncle—it’s antiques. Nate reminds us of Mary Lewyd, while Chris dives into the infamous Bucksport, Maine grave, the Martyr of Greenwood Cemetery, and how to dig up the bones of your ancestors to help stop the bad luck.

So grab a drink, dim the lights, and settle in—because nothing says Christmas like generational doom. This is against all oddities