There must’ve been some magic in that old top hat we found because ’tis the season and we’ve got a long one talking about Michael Cooney’s killer snowman flick JACK FROST!!!! When a truck filled with genetic engineering goo crashes into a truck transporting titular serial killer Jack Frost played by Scott MacDonald and turns him into an immortal snowman it’s up to Christopher Allport’s Snomonton(ugh) Sheriff Sam Tiler to save the day. Also in the picture are Sam’s dumbass son who tries to poison him with antifreeze, Shannon Elizabeth in her screen debut, and FBI agent with the most orange eyebrows and a classic mad scientist! It’s largely enjoyable but Christopher had some thoughts about some of the seedier aspects of the film. MERRY CHRISTMAS AND HAPPY HOLIDAYS!