"The only time I feel I might get better is when we are together"

- Ben doesn’t want the obligation of dealing with your dead body.

- Nobody lost her grandma’s ashes.

- We plan Nobody’s funeral and her partners commiseration handjob.

- Nobody asks if you’d let a stranger with diarrhea into your house.

- Nobody outlines exactly what she’d use the superpower of ‘bowel vision’ for.

- Ben dreams up a way for Nobody to get rich babysitting.

- We brainstorm responses to the cute goodnight message Ben received.

- We discuss brother lovin’ in The White Lotus.

- Nobody is having a bad hair day and hasn’t had a haircut in many years.

- We swap Uber ratings and call for an end to the five-star rating system.

- Ben asks what is the best music to listen to during an MRI?