Today, we’re talking about the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse—War, Famine, Pestilence, and Death. You know, the original disaster influencers. We’re digging into where these guys came from, what they were supposed to warn us about, and why, thousands of years later, they’re still wildly relevant in our modern hellscape of plagues, tyranny, war, and that low-grade sense of doom you feel every time you open  your phone.