"And all the girlies say I'm pretty fly for a white guy"

- We play the Jeffrey Epstein and Luke Skywalker game.

- Nobody stumbles home after a visit the ophthalmologist that leaves her nearly blind.

- We discuss how a ‘top 30 headache’ can mean vastly different things for men and women.

- We reminisce about the early days of Facebook and Nobody’s most cringeworthy posts.

- Nobody has a new business proposal for desexing your pets on the go.

- Ben faces a dilemma while getting his car serviced.

- Ben dives into his group chat for the first ever ‘Darren’s musings’.