In this episode, we enter America’s most haunted culinary dojo, the American hibachi, AKA the Waffle House. A place where your meal is prepared inches from your face all while someone sitting next to you is having coffee with their sleep paralysis demon.

We share true stories from our past and uncover evidence that each Waffle House may actually be a tiny wormhole in the space-time continuum.

We also put our friend Kory from The World Is My Burrito through a high-stakes Waffle House quiz, and talk about Waffle House songs that should not exist.

So grab some of that coffee that’s been on the burner since the Clinton administration, take a seat at the grill of destiny, and prepare yourself for the most smothered-and-covered episode we’ve ever done.