Under the assumption that things would get all ghouls and goblins-style spooky, the boys set off to talk about Halloween frights... but discover that real life is far spookier than fiction. Along the way they discuss the merits of jack-o-lanterns, pit the ghost of John Belushi against ghost-like Bill Murray, refuse to fall, avoid primates, embrace snakes, and try not to be so vane!

Talking points:

• Fearless fellas! (00:00)*
• E.T. strikes back! (03:47)
• Puzzling pumpkins! (05:32)
• Ghost tats! (10:04)
• The coolest ghost! (13:23)
• Monkey business! (18:46)
• Worst ways to fall! (32:30)
• Snaaaaaaaaaaakes! (38:14)
• Hidden tracks! (43:45)
• Mirror maidens! (45:05)
• Show artist Dracula! (55:17)

As always, we'd like to thank Laura Hammond of the webcomic XP for our show's art, Bensound.com for our outro music, everyone who contributed to this episode, and you the listener for sticking with us! If you like what you hear, consider subscribing and rating on iTunes, sharing our sampler, or becoming a TWAIkNtributor at patreon.com/theworstadults!   *The NPR and Ricky Martin goofs mentioned in this opening can be found in this week's bonus content on Patreon! Contribute now to access these exorcised moments!