'Let's get those pants off!' Yes, it's time for Chapter 9, in which we learn how to undress a 'sexually-orientated woman'. (Cheers, if you're drinking along.) We also learn about a Chinese bowel novelty, 1970s breast static and what not to do with a sherbet lemon.  Plus Lizzie unveils the Roper Scoop Method. She's a couple of glasses in. It's awesome.