Chapter 14: Zonally. If the idea of listening to Jake Yapp, Lizzie Roper and Robin Morgan comparing puddings leaves you cold (actual puddings, that is, not a euphemism for something more sordid), then feel free to skip the first five minutes. You won't miss much, but you will still discover what not to say to cab drivers, what tramps really shouldn't be allowed to do to one another and what didn't make the final edit of this week's show.

Chapter 13, Part 2: Orally (Continued), or To Plip or Not to Plip, or What a Big Mouth You've Got, Grandma. Featuring the Three Bs (not a long-forgotten soul act on the 1970s cabaret circuit) and the foolproof formula for generating the names of Indian restaurants. Plus Lizzie's cat shows up and your hosts find themselves too drunk to exercise the remotest self-restraint, and it all ends up becoming faintly depressing. Oh dear.

Chapter 13, Part 1: Orally. In which your hosts Jake Yapp, Lizzie Roper and Robin Morgan stagger through the first half of a long, long chapter. In the process, they brainstorm vaginal confectionery, learn how to drop a subtle hint and reveal the “douche and don'tsh” of oral sex. Plus Robin's game show past and what Lizzie once found on her dress. Frankly, it's all a bit yuck.

Chapter 12: Clitorifically. (Yes, we finally made it!) In which... No. Just... No. But what the heck. Jake talks about the worst thing he ever saw on the internet, we find out just how erotic the word 'plip' can be and why it's OK to be Wimpy.

Chapter 11: Mammarably, in which we learn what to do with them. (Phil Collins is NOT involved.) Plus the endless Nick Hewer debate, the power of reverse psychology and where to buy Hogwash. This episode also comes with a warning for drivers and extra musical content.

Chapter 10: Nakedly. Which, rather aptly, is a short one. Jake Yapp, Robin Morgan and Lizzie Roper get in the zone, grit their teeth, swill down their drinks and plough through more tips on how to please sexually orientated women of the 1970s. (Or, quite possibly, a middle aged bloke called Dennis.) The episode also features Lizzie's extreme aversion to beards and the secrets of Jake's personal training regime.

'Let's get those pants off!' Yes, it's time for Chapter 9, in which we learn how to undress a 'sexually-orientated woman'. (Cheers, if you're drinking along.) We also learn about a Chinese bowel novelty, 1970s breast static and what not to do with a sherbet lemon.  Plus Lizzie unveils the Roper Scoop Method. She's a couple of glasses in. It's awesome.

Chapter 8: Osculatorily. In which we discover what osculation is - and how good dogs are at it. A sober(ish) episode, but still a joyful descent into the saucy world of Angel Smith. Discover who out of Jake Yapp, Robin Morgan and Lizzie Roper doesn't mind a bit of fag breath and who has the most 'potent dong'. Plus Lizzie reveals what she ate in a Welsh field in 1988 and all three of your hosts pause to remember all those who fell in a rarely-commemorated World War II battle.

Picking up from where last week's nail-biting cliffhanger left off (not to mention the exact state of inebriation they were in), Jake, Lizzie and Robin talk about tickling a trout, explore the perils of Rumpus, discover what happened to the first animal to orbit the Earth and wonder what John Humphrys would make of all this. They're really very drunk indeed by the end of this one, I'm afraid.