Natalie, Grace, and Audrey gather again to discuss the horoscopes (as best as they can without Haruka, the mental stability of the group). They talk about each sign, it's ruling planet, general traits, and famous celebrities (and historical figures) born under those signs. Of course, no horoscope discussion would be complete without bringing back the Virgo roasts, a tradition that began way back in Episode 1.

Disclaimer: As we all know, zodiac traits are shallow archetypes with little to no scientific backing. If you find yourself offended by anything said in the duration of this episode, keep in mind that none of it is strictly true. Also, Haruki (Haruka) is not actually dead. We think.