Use Your Loaf

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  • Episode 12: For Schoology Users and the Hopeless Romantics

    Natalie, Haruka, Audrey, and Grace managed to make the stars align and found a 30-minute slot of time on a Friday night in which to start the second season of their critically-acclaimed podcast (by user allis.m, varshini.k, and (not) haruka on Apple Podcasts). They give life updates, podcast updates, but most important of all: foolproof, scientifically proven, unfailing dating advice. We would know, we're all dating Natalie. If you want some background noise or a taste of nostalgia for the podcast when it talked about nothing productive (Episodes 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 9) (we don't speak of 11)), this is the episode for you.

    24 min
  • Episode 10: Your Silence is Violence

    Audrey, Grace, Haruka, and Natalie get together and talk about the Black Lives Matter movement. Along with some other general information, this week's podcast is a bit longer than usual and is meant to educate others. This is a more serious topic than the previous episodes. Audrey, Grace, Haruka, and Natalie believe that it is very important to talk about, and not just dismiss it. If we say anything that offends or hurts you, we are very sorry. Nothing in this episode is meant to offend anyone. 


    Editor's Note (aka Haruka): I don't know who wrote this episode description but they really tried their best. 

    1 hr 22 min
  • Episode 9: Haruki is Dead (It's a Sign)
    Natalie, Grace, and Audrey gather again to discuss the horoscopes (as best as they can without Haruka, the mental stability of the group). They talk about each sign, it's ruling planet, general traits, and famous celebrities (and historical figures) born under those signs. Of course, no horoscope discussion would be complete without bringing back the Virgo roasts, a tradition that began way back in Episode 1.
    Disclaimer: As we all know, zodiac traits are shallow archetypes with little to no scientific backing. If you find yourself offended by anything said in the duration of this episode, keep in mind that none of it is strictly true. Also, Haruki (Haruka) is not actually dead. We think.
    59 min
  • Episode 8: Sponsored by 23& Me: Natalie is Actually Asian (!?)

    Natalie, Haruka, Audrey, and guest, Sandra, joins this episode (Grace was studying for an AP exam). They finish off the month of May by celebrating Asian Pacific American Heritage Month. They discuss topics including: Personal and parent experiences, prominent Asian American figures in  media and politics, and the timeline of Asians in America. 

    Disclaimer: Not actually sponsored by 23&Me, obviously. Listen if you want to hear us talk about how it isn't even  accurate.

    43 min
  • Episode 7: What We Found on the Dark Web

    Natalie (completed the Bananas and Sprite Challenge), Haruka, Audrey, and Grace (frustrated) discuss what they found on the Internet. This episode consists of being appalled at the stupidity of people doing Internet challenges and also being said people. 

    Disclaimer: We are definitely not encouraging any of these challenges as many are HIGHLY DANGEROUS and you literally might die. Don't do them. Please. 

    33 min
  • Episode 6: The Man of Our Dreams

    Natalie, Haruka, Audrey ("Are you okay?" "No."), and (ft.) Grace talk about what's really going on at night . . . They touch on the facts, lore, and meanings of dreams while sharing their own questionable dreaming experiences. 

    40 min
  • Episode 5: Bread Syndrome

    Natalie, Haruka, Audrey, Grace, and... guest, Catherine, joins this episode. They discuss intriguing mental disorders and Catherine also shares some insights on country music and other things. 

    37 min
  • Episode 4: Mr. Michelle Obama

    Natalie, Haruka (with a "Real" segment), Audrey, and Grace are still doing this podcast thing. They discuss conspiracy theories and urban legends while questioning Grace's sources. 

    38 min
  • Episode 3: Generationally Speaking

    Natalie (the Jimin of the group), Haruka, Audrey, and Grace talk about Gen. Z in this episode. If you're a screen-dependent, complaining, spoiled, entitled, overly progressive Zoomer with a short attention span, this episode is for you. 

    33 min

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We talk about things. Maybe bread, but probably not. Just learning how to use our loaves, one episode at a time.