You hold in your hands a freshly picked episode of Never Better, a show that’s never going to get any better. This week, Craig, Michael, and Spencer discuss terrible football team names, senior discounts, military make-believe, the Monkey Queen, generational debts, and going to prison just for fun. Plus, Craig pitches a childrearing experiment nobody should ever do.

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