On the ninth episode of Much Review About Nothing, we review Peter Rabbit (2018). Again, we must point out that we haven't seen the movie. That is 100% not a joke. Everything we know about the film comes from the trailer, reviews, articles, and our own biased preconceptions. Listen along as we ponder burning questions like: Will giving animals cute outfits protect them from hunters? Why does everyone want to beat-up Domhnall Gleeson? Who removed the great Lion War from our history books? How many times did Beatrix Potter roll over in her grave during the film's production? Are the Australians trying to reclaim Britain? But most importantly, will the ruthless killing machine known as Peter Rabbit find it in his cold, black heart to spare our lives?