Charles accidentally calls college "high school." Patrick accidentally calls law school "college." Ron accidentally gets his library defunded. We discuss valuable antiquities, both foreign and domestic, and their role in our plan to secure safe passage to China.

Charles: https://bsky.app/profile/ugarles.bsky.social

Patrick: https://bsky.app/profile/veryimportant.lawyer

Ron: https://bsky.app/profile/lronmexico.bsky.social

Liezl Estipona https://www.heyitsliezl.com/ 

Patrick’s Bandcamp http://veryimportant.lawyer

Patrick’s tape on Big Sleep Records https://bigsleeprecords.bandcamp.com/album/tonal-rotors

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