In this episode of The Derailment Chronicles, I lose a full-blown battle with a vending machine (spoiler: the Haribos won), get escorted into a suspicious windowless room by security, and spiral my way through the anxious mind like it’s an Olympic sport. Along the way, I expose why telling me to “think positive” will earn you a swift whack with the nearest object, how to sneak anxiety help into my life like veggies in spaghetti, and why Morticia Addams and Sam Fender are my emotional support icons.