Do you want high adventure!? Then come with us as we sail through the seas/stars, battle pirates/space pirates, and find treasures untold!

And also fight. Like for real.

Important questions:

Can a poor story be redeemed by fantastic visuals/Tim Curry?

Do Muppets lets their jokes go on for too long?

Is Long John Silver better as a cyborg?

Keep an ear out for Andy and Tony getting off track almost as much as they get into a full-on fight about these two movies.

Our outro music is Theme from Penguins on Parade by Lee Rosevere.

Find us on twitter!

Andy is @royalty_valens

Tony is @theaterbats