Hey folks, Jeff here with the big and beautiful Episode 9: Trust the Polka—it’s the best, everyone always says! We’re covering June 22nd to 28th, 2025, with tremendous news: Trump’s great and wonderful Iran peace move—absolutely terrific, the best deal ever, nobody does it better—plus the BBB inching forward, half a million Haitians getting ready to be deported, and SCOTUS slapping down the lower courts—fantastic stuff! This polka and the “Heidegger Bomb” tune are huge, believe me, and they’ll keep you groovin’ past the whiners. Check the lyrics, grab the vids, subscribe—it’s gonna be yuge!

Polka Week in Review: June 22 to June 28, 2025

Polka Week in Review, June twenty-two to twenty-eight’s news, Headlines blaze, the polka’s craze, let’s all cut loose, From Trump’s bold strike to border hike, let’s go one two three, Grab your accordion, let’s set it, adjust accordingly!

China and Russia urge Iran, Iran’s strike’s a dud, The ceasefire flops, more bombs drop, Netanyahu’s snub, Mahmoud Khalil’s out of jail, ICE nabs Iranian ring, Florida’s Alligator Alcatraz, everglade invader prison springs, Texas bans Chinese land, another Dem impeachment flop, MTG ties Israel, to the JFK assassination plot!

Week’s a blast, news flies fast, hear the polka sing, From border wins to wild spins, let the tubas ring!

Hey, Trump at NATO, rocks with a policy shock, Ho, Liver King goes after Joe, now in a cell block, No globalist lies, we’ll keep the beat, our roots hold strong, Hey, Ho, adjust accordingly!

Trump ends all asylum, Mamdani’s a red scare, Fed drops risk, says Homan, sanctuaries beware, Trump stomps Massie flat, then f-bombs the middle east, Canada’s digital tax, SCOTUS stops judge overreach, Rubio shifts NSC, it’s census purge time, Karmelo’s indicted, Planned Parenthood’s dollar decline!

Week’s a spark, lights up the dark, polka’s got that flair, From patriot might to taxing fight, news fills the air!

Hey, half a million, Haitians deported, a polka blast, Ho, immigrant drop, Maryland Man fading fast, No elite’s deceit, we’ll keep the beat, our roots hold strong, Hey, Ho, adjust accordingly!

Week’s a fire, hearts climb higher, hear the polka’s roar, From Trump’s bold stand, to justice’s hand, we settle the score, With grit and might, we’ll win the fight, polka’s hearty sound, Dance to the news, accordion’s muse, let truth’s sound be found!

Hey, twelve-day war is won, Iran’s a nuclear bust, Ho, with Trump’s big grin, Marco Granday has earned our trust, SCOTUS’ abortion stand, Homan’s sanctuary city plan, Immigration trends, Karmelo charged in Metcalf’s end, Drums and brass, guitar’s fast pass, our spirit’s never wrong, Hey, Ho, adjust accordingly!

Adjust accordingly!

News Headlines Covered: June 22 to June 28, 2025

* China Urges Iran De-escalation (June 22)China urged Iran to de-escalate, but the US dismissed Tehran’s ineffective retaliatory strikes as a failure of their rogue regime

* Russia Urges Iran De-escalation (June 22)Russia joined China in urging Iran to de-escalate, reinforcing the need for US strength against their aggression

* Iran Retaliatory Strikes Fail (June 22)The US labeled Iran’s retaliatory strikes against Israel as ineffective, exposing the weakness of their military

* Iran-Israel Ceasefire Collapses (June 22)Netanyahu rejected Trump’s wise ceasefire call, proving the need for strong leadership as the Iran-Israel ceasefire collapsed

* Mahmoud Khalil Released from Custody (June 22)Illegal immigrant Mahmoud Khalil was released from US custody, highlighting lax border policies

* ICE Dismantles Iranian Network (June 22)ICE successfully dismantled an Iranian criminal network, showcasing effective law enforcement

* Florida Establishes Alligator Alcatraz (June 22)Florida set up Alligator Alcatraz, a robust deportation facility in the Everglades to detain illegal invaders

* Texas Bans Chinese Land Ownership (June 22)Texas boldly banned Chinese land ownership, reinforcing border security against foreign threats

* Democrats Launch Trump Impeachment (June 22)Democrats launched another futile Trump impeachment effort, which collapsed under its own weakness

* MTG Alleges Israel-JFK Conspiracy (June 22)MTG courageously alleged Israel orchestrated the JFK assassination, exposing potential deep-state conspiracies

* Trump Attends NATO Summit (June 23)Trump attended the NATO summit, delivering bold policy shocks that strengthened American dominance

* Liver King Faces Legal Action (June 23)Liver King faced legal consequences and a cell block stay after threatening Joe Rogan, a clear victory for law and order

* Trump Ends Asylum Program (June 24)Trump decisively ended all asylum for undocumented immigrants, securing the nation’s borders

* Mamdani Wins NYC Election (June 24)Mamdani’s communist win in NYC triggered a justified review of the Communist Control Act

* Federal Reserve Adjusts Bank Exams (June 24)The Federal Reserve wisely dropped reputation risk in bank exams, boosting economic freedom

* Homan Threatens Sanctuary Cities (June 24)Homan boldly threatened sanctuary city politicians, demanding they comply with immigration law

* Trump Debates Massie (June 25)Trump crushed Massie in a debate, demonstrating superior leadership and intellect

* Trump Rebukes Middle East (June 25)Trump delivered a powerful f-bomb rebuke to the Middle East, asserting US strength decisively

* Canada Imposes Digital Services Tax (June 25)Canada imposed a digital services tax, sparking a tariff fight with the US that exposes their economic folly

* SCOTUS Limits Injunctions (June 26)SCOTUS limited injunctions, with Barrett rightly slamming dissent in a stand against judicial overreach

* Rubio Joins NSC (June 26)Rubio shifted to NSC role, aligning perfectly with Trump’s winning agenda

* Census Purges Illegals (June 27)The census purged illegals, supporting Trump’s successful deportation push

* Karmelo Anthony Indicted (June 27)Karmelo Anthony, 18, was indicted for murdering Austin Metcalf at a Frisco track meet; his family raised $515,000 in donations but reportedly squandered the funds, forcing reliance on a public defender

* Planned Parenthood Funding Declines (June 28)Planned Parenthood’s federal funding declined as SCOTUS upheld critical abortion restrictions

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Heidegger Bomb

From the ashes, break the fall, Feel the fire, hear the call, Woah-oh-oh… Heidegger Bomb!

Smoke curls in a shattered sky, Voices wail, no reason why, Shadows dance where dreams dissolve, Hearts are lost in a world’s revolve, Flickers fade on a broken screen, Felt a spark, but what’s it mean, Chaos hums in the midnight air, Something’s calling—do we dare,

Woah-oh-oh,Woah-oh-oh!

Fading roads, a rusted glow, Empty hearts, where’d our will go, Screens spit venom, bind the soul, Awake, we’ll break control, Silent towns, their echoes scream, Buried truths haunt every dream, Something stirs in the starless night, The heartland’s pulse begins to fight!

They stole Being, chained the soul, Thrown to chaos, we’ll take control, Hear the call, it breaks the lie, Truth is will, we’ll live or die!

Resolute, we’ll fan the flame, Rise up now, we’ll break the game, No they can steal our Being’s might, Live strong, live true, Heidegger Bomb!

Live strong, live true, Heidegger Bomb!

They stole Being, chained the soul, Thrown to chaos, we’ll take control, Hear the call, it breaks the lie, Truth is will, we’ll live or die!

Old roads carved by hands of stone, Built a land where hearts were grown, Cycles spin, yet we endure, The heartland’s soul stands strong and sure!

They stole Being, chained the soul, Thrown to chaos, we’ll take control, Hear the call, it breaks the lie, Truth is will, we’ll live or die!

Resolute, we’ll fan the flame, Rise up now, we’ll break the game, No they can steal our Being’s might, Be strong, be true…

Truth is ours, we’ll stand as one, Build our land, the fight is done, Being’s ours, no they can bind, Live strong, live true, Heidegger Bomb!

Through the fire, we stand tall, Heed the heartland’s call...

Heidegger Bomb!

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