Welcome back to the podcast that would gladly go to jail for the right to love its listeners.

Hell opens up and tries to cover the earth in snakes and meat druids. The Dads are there.

David is back, neutered and muted. Seriously, he can barely talk and might die. You'll get, like, 15% Dave on this episode.

Todd gets into the Drone Wars, and will soon be stopping wildfire fighters from responding to calamity.

Speaking of Todd, his daughter wants to punch his face. Ah, filial love.

Callers tell horror stories of botched vasectomies! (At this point it seems like more are botched than not.)

And Matt's daughter wants an impossible birthday filled with celebrities and cartoons sprung to life. This is Matt's fault.

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