Blessed be the tree, this week we’re talking William Friedkin’s 1990 druidic horror, THE GUARDIAN! A yuppie couple played by Dwier Brown and Carey Lowell moves to Los Angeles, has a baby and hires a sinister baby-stealing, druid Nanny in Jenny Seagrove. This movie leaves a lot to unpack… how often does she steal these babies? Has this tree always been in Los Angeles? And, if so, why does the Nanny have an English accent? What exactly is the range of her magic powers? And most importantly, where is Kate throughout most of the movie?