To usher in the glorious Halloween season, I've decided to talk about one of my favorite films with one of my frightfully fiendish friends...DANDY DARKLY!

So DeeDee (as I love to call him behind his back, because he'd probably floss me to death for saying it) and I sat down to discuss the 1979 deliriously delicious cult classic, TOURIST TRAP.

Be sure to pack your tube top before you embark on this weekend jaunt full of fun, laughs (mostly mannequins), songs (again, mostly mannequins), skinny dipping, plaster facials, telekinetic treachery and, of course...crackers.

And mannequins. Did I mention mannequins?