This week the boys are doing unforgivable mouth crimes in yet another attempt to celebrate flavor. After ruining pumpkin spice for themselves forever last October, they choose this holiday season to widen their nets to all seasonal flavors... with the help of a very special Christmas creep! Along the way they learn some dark truths about elf diets, protest salted caramel, and make their stomachs thoroughly unhappy!

Talking Points:

• Yet another Reginald! (00:00)
• The other Pumpkin King! (06:39)
• Cranberry dippin'! (08:32)
• Flavor failings! (11:57)
• Peppermint prevalence! (17:00)
• Apple bottom Peeps! (33:53)
• Headless gingerbread men! (45:40)
• Fun with fruitcake! (47:53)
• Benjamin Franklin's Sleepy Time Soda! (54:26)
• Cocoa overload! (58:30)
• Eggnog is truth! (1:04:05)

As always, we'd like to thank Laura Hammond of the webcomic XP for our show's art, Bensound.com for our outro music, everyone who contributed to this week's episode, and you the listener for sticking with us! If you like what you hear, consider subscribing and rating on iTunes, sharing our sampler, or becoming a TWAIkNtributor at patreon.com/theworstadults!

Happy Holidays!