Find out where Skuzzy's been for vacation and how definitely "not horrible" it was. Did he make it out of dreadful Florida...ALIVE!?!? The Buffalo Sabres? Kozy tosses a hobo bindle draft at us like we were catching a train to Wagoner, Oklahoma or some s**t. And you can't have the month of March without some Madness right? And of course Skuzzy went over the top, or did he just go MAD, with his version of the classic NCAA tourney. Oh, and I forgot to mention...Producer Richie really went above and beyond and produced himself a spawn child. So, while he's out on paternity leave...our Step-Dad stepped in.

To be continued...